TheCaptain

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@no_one_quits @BillKristol

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@TheOnlyDSC @JohnKasich But the cuisine they bring us

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@doomernat22 Dear China,

Please deliver 10 warheads to Iran

Thank you in advance

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Oh, I'm a good old rebel
Now thats just what I am
And for this yankee nation
I do no give a damn
I'm glad I fought against her
I only wish we'd won
I ain't asked any pardon
For anything I've done
I hates the Yankee nation
And eveything they do
I hates the declaration
Of independence too
I hates the glorious union
'Tis dripping with our blood
I hates the striped banner
And fought it all I could
I rode with Robert E. Lee
For three years there about
Got wounded in four places
And I starved at Point Lookout
I caught the rheumatism
Campin' in the snow
But I killed a chance of Yankees
And I'd like to kill some more
Three hundred thousand Yankees
Is stiff in southern dust
We got three hundred thousand
Before they conquered us
They died of southern fever
And southern steel and shot
I wish they was three million
Instead of what we got
I can't take up my musket
And fight 'em down no more
But I ain't a-goin' to love them
Now that is certain sure
And I don't want no pardon
For what I was and am
I won't be reconstructed
And I do not give a damn
Oh, I'm a good old rebel
Now that's just what I am
And for this Yankee nation
I do no give a damn
I'm glad I fought against her
I only wish we'd won
I ain't asked any pardon
For anything I've done
I ain't asked any pardon
For anything I've done...

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@Babygravy9 @TheRoyalSerf I have a solution

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@CoffeeandaMike @CarterNixon Seth Rogan on the other hand has not made anything memorable

[🤍 𝕂𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟 🤍 @Kittenwaffin]

Anti-racist Hitler

Moustache man time travels to israel to make them more multicultural.
(Spoiler, turns out they don't like it)

Follow @eurorabbit

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@Babygravy9

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@HealthRanger

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@ElijahSchaffer

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@Matt_Bracken48 To think that they get mad when we compare them to apes

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@DavidBCollum Gold and silver miners hopefully

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@TheOnlyDSC @Variety She needs a good dentist

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@AnthonyCumia Let’s get those numbers up

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@lporiginalg If my grandkids are mixed then I don’t have grandkids

[Gregoreeee @Gregoreeee8148]

🥛

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@OliverQueenIRL @FanoftheEraGal Over educated women are the worst

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@DavidBCollum The level of retardation in the responses here

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#juneteenth more like coonteenth amiright?

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@WhiteGirl1776 Life’s like a box of chocolates

Neither one lasts long for fat people