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Norwegian charity organisation with big ambitions and a thirst for blood.

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@_Skullflesh_ Unfortunately, unanticipated expenses in the coyote removal department mean we have to deprioritise healthcare in the next quarter

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The AlbertCare Union strike is officially over, as we have reached an agreement to remove the coyote packs from the cafeteria and conference rooms

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Nature is healing: 32% of human settlements could be reclaimed by deserts within 2070.

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No end in sight as UN negotiations on halting problem enters day 9,650

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We regret to announce that the AlbertCare Charity Concert for the Children of Africa ft. @pitbull, @macklemore and @PanicAtTheDisco has been cancelled as Pitbull, Macklemore, and Panic! at the Disco unfortunately couldn't find the time.

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@DisneyAnimation lays off 400 of their California workforce for not being "wartime consiglieres."

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"So you think you can Kissinger?"
NBC gameshow will find the next common enemy of the American left.

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Monkey raised in human family places in 100th percentile for English and Math scores.

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Calls for resignation of Chancellor of the Exchequer renew; what does this mean for the average British exchequer?

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GOP to introduce third, middle house to further paralyse government.

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Nature is healing: 32% of human settlements could be reclaimed by deserts within 2070.

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We regret to announce that the AlbertCare Charity Concert for the Children of Africa ft. @pitbull, @macklemore and @PanicAtTheDisco has been cancelled as Pitbull, Macklemore, and Panic! at the Disco unfortunately couldn't find the time.

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No end in sight as UN negotiations on halting problem enters day 9,650

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As temperatures drop, AlbertCare provides warm winter uniforms for hundreds of child soldiers.

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Israel threatens to turn off gravity in Gaza Strip.

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Breaking: Palestinian housing market explodes.

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Math guy guests on AlbertCare Podcast Hour, says that "math is really important", and that "there's still things to learn about math".

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The 2023 #NobelPrize in chemistry is awarded to you and that girl you really like.

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Thanks to AlbertCare, detainees in off-shore Australian refugee camps can use VR headsets to simulate rich, fulfilling lives on the mainland.

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"Real life Kung Fu Panda": Berlin Zoo's famous giant panda reveals martial arts abilities with a flawless axe kick on an unsuspecting child.