Albert Cartenuto

Sarasota, FL Barber 💈 2x Graduate @SalemBSBL⚾️

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Submitted my last assignment for my MBA 🙌🏻

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

J.K. Simmons ran into Spider-Man at the Mets game tonight 😂🕸️

(via @MLB)

[MLB @MLB]

Today is Lars Nootbaar’s birthday 🎉

Repost and reply for your chance to win this @Topps autographed rookie card!

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Check out this bet I placed on Hard Rock Bet! https://t.co/qx2fDCbzgq

[Today In History @historigins]

5. How they made Thomas and Friends

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

rocked the loanDome

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I made this account just to repost that I hit a home run in a baseball tournament when I was 17 #MyXAnniversary

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@cagiago_ @grok What about me? @grok

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Today one of my regular clients at the barber shop—who has been homeless since COVID—told me that this would be his last free haircut because he’s finally able to start his land surveying business back up. Couldn’t be happier for his progress and dedication towards his life goals

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ZAPDOS!! https://t.co/Pf2e8fApns #pokemongo

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Check out Nike Vapor Select Baseball Pants Mens Large Gray 3/4 High Black Piping NWT https://t.co/cc753MFoai #eBay via @eBay #baseball #nike

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The manager at chipotle hands me a water cup at the register. I asked “how’d you know I wanted one?” She said “you’ve been here three days in a row”😭🤣

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I ordered chipotle online while physically in line at the restaurant and picked up my food before the lady in front of me in line got hers🤣

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Join the fun of Pokémon GO! https://t.co/Pf2e8fzRxU

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#NewProfilePic

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@immaculategrid

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Random lady comes up to me last night

Her: “hey”
Me: “uh, hi?”
Her: “what do you do for a living?”
Me: “guess”
Her: “I don’t guess”
Me: “ok”
Her: “BASEBALL PLAYER”
Me: “Yep, you got it”
Her: “ I KNEW IT” goes to high five some other rando guy “I told you he played baseball!”

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@thetrainerclubb 908463773379 Archipelago

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My favorite part of playing @PokemonGoApp is having to restart the app every 15 seconds because it crashes

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@PokemonGoApp I’m shorted a shadow cresselia, kyogre raid just froze, wtf??

[Nice Kicks @nicekicks]

The 2024 “Aunt Pearl” Nike KD 4’s are set for October 3 release 🌸✨