Albert Clack

Professional actor & author, retired international journalist, lousy poker player, domestic servant to two cats.

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#ConfidenceVote By what kind of fantasy mathematics does Jacob Rees Mogg assert that 52% is an overwhelming mandate but 67% is a terrible defeat?

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"Very nice! Excellent plot, several twists and turns. Plus an erudite author. Recommend this one to those who like a well written British procedural." (Reader in California). Buy now on Barnes & Noble #Nook for only $1.99: https://t.co/JgFfZTwbgj #MurderMystery #Crimefiction

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#cats

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'The young woman told us she had been taken from Warsaw with her parents to another concentration camp, where her father, who had been a vet, was forced to extract gold teeth from dead Jews.' Read on #Kindle for £1.99 or paperback £3.99: https://t.co/ebBlSMY48z #wwii #holocaust

[The Old Geezer @TheOldGeyser]

#franceprotests

[LBC @LBC]

Police are on the hunt for a man who drop-kicked a tent containing two homeless people while his friends filmed it on a phone

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#cats

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"Concise but evocative descriptions of places & people. Characters & cleverly woven plot are totally credible. The setting in modern Britain with all its social problems adds extra spice." Buy on Barnes & Noble #Nook for $1.99. https://t.co/dQPdk2lpAk #MurderMystery #CrimeFiction

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#Brexit

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"He squeezed me hard and tried to get his tongue in my mouth. Well, I wasn’t having that. Disgusting old fart." Buy now on #Kobo for only £1.99: https://t.co/TpRIeug57i #MurderMystery #CrimeFiction

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Momentarily bemused by announcement in church that "The journey to Bethlehem will start from the church and end behind the Bushel & Strike." Turns out to be an event involving a donkey, and the pub landlady tells a pregnant woman there's no room. Traditional #Christmas lives on!

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"Totally absorbing & I could not put it down until finished. It made one realise how little we know about individual acts of bravery & courage at a time of war. I felt proud and humbled." (UK Review). Buy on Barnes & Noble #Nook for $1.99. https://t.co/PId9hbEMgW #wwii #history

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Another Xmas week treat booked for Fazilet and me - this one's on Christmas Eve. Yippee!

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"A very enjoyable read. An array of characters and suspects is introduced in short, fast-paced scenes. You wonder how it's all going to come together." Buy now on #Kobo for only £1.99: https://t.co/WfZRejYPpQ #MurderMystery #CrimeFiction

[Jacqui @heyjacqui_]

Why do blurry people always ask me if I’m drunk??

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#Free #ShortStory: The landlord, wearing a brown leather waistcoat over an open-neck white shirt, heavy brown corduroy trousers, and highly polished brown boots, came over and said: “I’ll just set this wood on fire for you, shall I?” https://t.co/beYTTG6asD #sciencefiction #scifi

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“I didn’t know they let poofters in the police,” he snarled, his face twisting into a contemptuous leer. He stabbed forwards with the knife. Buy this compelling page-turner now on #Kindle for only £1.99: https://t.co/1ecoxbcu63 #MurderMystery #CrimeFiction