Albert H. van Dijk

[Albert H. van Dijk @AlbertHvanDijk]

Ik heb een IQ van 132! Nieuwsgierig hoe slim jij bent? Ga naar http://t.co/RC2MUI0S en test hoe hoog jouw IQ is! #bnn #iqtest

[Albert H. van Dijk @AlbertHvanDijk]

Got Obsession by CK as a belated birthday gift. First scent I ever owned. Took me right back to the early 90's: Dallas, punkhood, brilliance

[Albert H. van Dijk @AlbertHvanDijk]

Low on paranoia? "Is the economic crisis just an excuse by the rich to decrease subsidies to the poor?" You're welcome!

[Albert H. van Dijk @AlbertHvanDijk]

@ConanOBrien @rickygervais I'm sorry, I don't know the answer to that one. I was never any good at meth.

[Albert H. van Dijk @AlbertHvanDijk]

Vandaag op het strand bij Katwijk. Kou, wind, bewolking. Bij thuiskomst brak m'n zadel af.

[Albert H. van Dijk @AlbertHvanDijk]

@Donvespucci Bongiorno Roberto! Na een lang hiaat een poging wederom te twitteren. Ik zie dat je nog geen tweets hebt. Va bene? Toe, tweet.

[Albert H. van Dijk @AlbertHvanDijk]

@ConanOBrien Sorry, was only able to recreate it by a fifth...of Jack Daniels. Cheers! Now where did I leave my pillow?

[Albert H. van Dijk @AlbertHvanDijk]

Started reading Ulysses by Joyce on my new Sony Reader. I got it with a case which has a little light. Wake up in the middle of the night...

[Albert H. van Dijk @AlbertHvanDijk]

I would like to dedicate this tweet to my favorite follower, Jim Dolan! I came on Twitter because apparently I was snoring or sumpin'... ;-)

[Albert H. van Dijk @AlbertHvanDijk]

@ConanOBrien Takes me back to that BG's classic: "How big is your pig?" The brothers pig, even though down a few, just complement my X-mas!!

[Albert H. van Dijk @AlbertHvanDijk]

Walking through the dawn along the canals, realised I'm in peacetime-Holland. Brought home a ladybug in a potted plant left out in the cold.

[Albert H. van Dijk @AlbertHvanDijk]

This is one small tweet for me, one giant pulsating grain of sand flung into etherspace for mankind. First I hit twitter, then the shhhhh...