albert loddo

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could 'deal with it' to stop the pipes blocking. He gave my friend the landline number of his mate who was in on it. The calls carried on for several years.

[𝐏𝐒𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐓 @PSGINT_]

lets give a massive shoutout to the referee tonight

-didnt let saka take the corner after he was wasting time
-gave mosquera yellow card for time wasting
-didnt give madueke pen for a dive
-gave rice and arteta yellow card for CRYING

MASTERCLASS PERFORMANCE

[Owen 🔰 @OwenUnitedView]

The Bruno stuff if even more damning when you watch this.

Goes to show that Keane, Neville and co. do know what they’re saying, the effect it can have and the agendas they can spread…but they just don’t care.

Very disappointing from these #MUFC legends.

[No Question About That @nqatpod]

Roy Keane was mentally broken by Fergie, and no one put the pieces back together. At this point it's just sad how he's behaving. On the sidelines irrelevant to anything the club are trying to achieve. A once great player, who became a mediocre manager, and a bitter old man .

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Another one.

🏆 @B_Fernandes8

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

The importance of assists are overstated but you can't overstate the importance of Fernandes at #mufc. His impact on the team has been more profound this season than in previous seasons, despite no silverware.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Outright.
Without equal.
On a level of his own.

Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes.

[Premier League @premierleague]

A season for the history books 📖

@manutd's Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season ❤️

[GBC News @GBCNewsroom]

Fraud losses hit £2.6 million so far this year amid rise in cyber crime

https://t.co/Nz0lXma639

[💎🇿🇦 @TJayyyy_1]

Unlucky Guardiola mate. Not everyone can bow out with a league title 👍🏽

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Team suspected of spying on training sessions - EFL conducts an investigation within a week and kicks the team out of a competition immediately

115 financial charges - PL will get back to you on that in a few years

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

Reminder that Lisandro Martinez was sent off for “violent conduct” just 6 days ago for touching someone’s hair bobble… @FA_PGMOL

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Throwing a headbutt towards another player: Yellow card.

Touching someone's ponytail: Off you go.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

They will never be forgotten 🙏

Today we stand in solidarity with @LFC in remembrance of the 97 fans who lost their lives as a result of the Hillsborough disaster, which occurred on 15 April 1989.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Just popping out for supper with the lads!

[GBC News @GBCNewsroom]

Gibraltar Rugby hosts Sweden this weekend, as pitch markings controversy continues

https://t.co/R0r7gtodGm

[Italrugby @Federugby]

𝙉𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙖𝙖𝙖𝙖𝙖𝙖𝙖 💙

#ITAvENG #Italrugby
#insieme #rugbypassioneitaliana

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Gentle parenting is producing a generation of entitled little shits that thinks the world revolves around them. Be loving and compassionate, but don't be scared to say no to your kids and enforce some fucking boundaries for gods sake

[𝔭𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔲𝔩𝔬! @UtdChulo]

🚨Wayne Rooney on Maguire

"I wouldn't have been able to deal with what he's been through; he was a meme, he was being laughed at in [Ghana's] Parliament. It was bullying. That's a strong human being."

[United Scout @unitedsc0ut]

There’s no way people have watched this for 10 years with manager after manager, and still think it’s fixable.

#GlazersAndRatcliffeOut