Albert

Always hustlin. Proud father to my dog Rufus. Graduated from the University of Temple in 1955. #single

[Albert @AlbertM1955]

I’m going to drink myself into a stupor at the local Applebees after this Sixers game #trusttheprocess

[Albert @AlbertM1955]

I run more coordinated than Luka Garza #giraffe #firstdaywithlegs

[Albert @AlbertM1955]

Thinking bout blacking out to Johnny Cash within the next hour to celebrate my buddy’s birthday #backonthesaddle

[Julia Shrek @juliashrek]

This generation is so lame closing their tab out after every single drink. Back in my day I used to leave my tab open at every single bar and if I forgot my card somewhere I had to walk of shame back to several bars the next day because I couldn’t remember which bar I left it at

[Albert @AlbertM1955]

$2 mimosas at the oyster shack

[Albert @AlbertM1955]

Beer oclock

[Albert @AlbertM1955]

Getting evicted from the retirement home tomorrow. I have nowhere to live. Twisted tall boy.

[Albert @AlbertM1955]

Opened up a credit card in my grandsons name and maxed it out day 1. His credit score is cooked. Steak and eggs with bud light lime.

[Albert @AlbertM1955]

@denmark sell us Greenland so you can invest more in your shitty hockey team. Your whole team is victim weight. #USA

[Albert @AlbertM1955]

These Super Bowl ads are worse than the propaganda they fed us in the Vietnam jungle #hanoihannah

[Albert @AlbertM1955]

The Olympic broadcaster has way too big of ears #hortonhearsawho

[Albert @AlbertM1955]

2 pitchers in and feeling the need for speed #الهلال_الشارقة

[Albert @AlbertM1955]

My deranged buddy just got kicked out of a local bar #looneybin

[Albert @AlbertM1955]

Like the physicality of this buckeye defense. Really reminds me of myself off the old fashiones

[Albert @AlbertM1955]

They’re playing Etta James at the dive bar. #america

[Albert @AlbertM1955]

I hate fast food not being fast anymore. Thank god I can still open carry thwre

[Albert @AlbertM1955]

@michaelhitack @ChipotleTweets Never trust the phones

[Albert @AlbertM1955]

Got cut off by five distinct bartenders at the same bar last night. I might be an old dog but I still got some gas left in the tank. #busch

[Albert @AlbertM1955]

I’m a good egg #imsober