Albert Turner

[Albert Turner @AlbertTurner020]

Best decision I ever made was getting a dog

[Johnny Manziel @JManziel2]

I wanna be in this in the worst way. Blue Mountain State 4eva 🫶🏼

[Albert Turner @AlbertTurner020]

If it isn’t going to make me laugh or make me money I don’t wanna hear about it

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

*ducks simply existing*

Tony Soprano:

[Albert Turner @AlbertTurner020]

🐐🐐

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Ep. 21 Dave Portnoy founded Barstool Sports and just completed the most impressive business transaction of our lifetime. He also just got into an epic fight and shared the video with us first. Watch.

[Albert Turner @AlbertTurner020]

Lolol how is this app still free

[Nelk Boys @nelkboys]

Trump is wild for this one. 🤣

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸 @creation247]

Men just wanna be left alone...

Agree or disagree?

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸 @creation247]

This is the ultimate goal...

Agree or disagree?

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

p.s. And yes, I can do more than 10 pushups. That was my last set.

[CALEB PRESSLEY @calebpressley]

🍨 SUNDAE CONVERSATION 🍨

w/ (the goat) Danny McBride

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Peter, if you claim what RFKjr is saying is “misinformation” I am offering you $100,000.00 to the charity of your choice if you’re willing to debate him on my show with no time limit.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Out there, it’s Max. But in this house it’s HBO.

[Albert Turner @AlbertTurner020]

@JohnWhall Kind of ish to make you wanna throw your food away lol

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

We’re back.

[Albert Turner @AlbertTurner020]

Kendall Roy gotta be top 5 TV character of all time

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

nobody:

me at 2am:

[Midway Eagles @GoMidwayEagles]

🚨 THREE-PEAT 🚨

For the third consecutive season, the @RiverStatesConf Championship is coming to Midway!

@MidwayMensGolf fires a 6-over 290 in the final round and cruises to a 28-shot victory!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Let's do it. I heard you dad invented pizza