Graham Yaffe

Religion asks us to believe in something, money asks us to believe that other people believe in something.

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@Nigel_Farage @RobKenyonReform

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@realninawysocka

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@MsPocketRocket Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Mr. Alan Wicker - The GOAT!

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@Viralvid_89 I’m not fluent in German but I’m guessing she wasn’t being amorous with Mellors the gardener!

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@salbre81 @wembleystadium It’s a shithole.

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If Judge Nicholas Rowland really did say he wanted to “avoid criminalising these children unnecessarily” and focus on their “reintegration into society” then he needs his bumps feeling. #rapetrial #ukjustice

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

A girl who was raped by two teenage boys has told the BBC that a judge's decision to spare them jail sentences was like a "rock straight in my face".

The attorney general is to review the sentence given by Judge Nicholas Rowland, who had said on Thursday he wanted to avoid "criminalising" the "very young" boys.

Read more: https://t.co/5ghscSk0lm

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@BasilTheGreat Their ethnicity has absolutely nothing to do with the inept sentencing by Judge Nicholas Roland.

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@RmcfStarkia @ricjamesobrien I’m pretty sure last time I checked you have to touch the ball in order for handball to apply.

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@alexcmfc It would be a fitting tribute to the late great Chris Rea.

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@BigFrankChippa Stupid Cunt!

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@allenflitcroft Thank your lucky stars that both teams are aware of the kick off time! (See EFL statement re Hull/Boro/Southampton)

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@KaleyBeatty @SouthamptonFC What about all those 6 year old Smoggies who had dreams of Wembley only to be ruined by Saint Cheaters?

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@Resonant_Sky @catherine_6907 You don’t risk someone’s life for a laugh.

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@FBAwayDays It will be even more of a disgrace if the decision is appealed and overturned. All the Boro fans who are busy butting train tickets, hotels etc.

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It never gets old.

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@Heccles94 In the league of thickos these individuals are premier league!

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@Fx1Jonny Don’t ever let facts get in the way of a good story!

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@FBAwayDays Fuck no! The match is the only part of the day when I give my drinking a rest.

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@JeremyTate41 Are you really that stupid to believe this was taken in London yesterday? Thick C#nt.

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@YasinAdam0 Idiot