Got a newish kid at work, first job. I’m gonna have to have a dad talk with him. 30 years in retail, and his fucking around and annoying shit that he does…getting on my nerves
Just got mauled by a pit bull…..with happiness. Accidentally let him loose and he ran the neighborhood for a bit. Tried to grab him, and he just waddled me to death, as I lay on the ground.
Dude at my local c-store made a comment about my purchase of a tall boy, at 6 in the morning. Told him “ I guess that’s none of your fucking business, is it?” He had no reply.
@EllenDeGeneres hey, call up Michelle Obama and talk her into running for President in 2024. It’s a shit show so far, and we need somebody smart in the running.