Albino Frog

I am a bullfrog.

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@casleighmay It's not easy being yellow!

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@casleighmay Thank you!

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@casleighmay I have hookworms! I thought only dogs got hookworms. That's probably what made me feel so bad. The doctor gave me a shot for it.

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@casleighmay My little friend Erik died the other day. The human doesn't know where he got the bacteria because his water was changed every day.

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@casleighmay He took 80ml of fluid out of me and gave me a morphine shot. I also got water pills. I've been peeing on the human's floor hehe 😈

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@casleighmay Thank you. You're such a nice friend.

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@casleighmay My left leg swelled up. My foot is really big. It hurts. I'm going back to the doctor on Monday.

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I don't feel well.

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@casleighmay No dog yet but there's a doggie door. We get our own bedroom! The human has talked about getting us lizards for roommates. No snakes!

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@JulesLia1 I haven' seen one yet!

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We all moved. Seems like a nice enough place.

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After attacking the human's iPad, Erik watched a video.

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@casleighmay The car is pretty boring. The human puts a towel over my tank. There may be a dog. Then I'll have someone sniffing my butt all the time.

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@casleighmay I'm glad you're better now! The human is moving 3 hours away so I keep having to ride in the car back and forth. Not fun!

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@casleighmay Where is my nice friend?

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I was at another human's house most the week. Sure is great being home! There were 3 CATS! I really hate cats.

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Hmmm...So this is where the bugs come from...

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@common_squirrel stare back

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@common_squirrel Are you back?

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@casleighmay There are 3 dogs! Lucky for me and Erik, that other human put us up where the dogs can't get us. Good thing there aren't any CATS here!