Michael Vincent MTE

Im not the man they think I am at home.....oh no no no.....IM A ROCKET MAN. #gooner #coyg #afc

[Michael Vincent MTE @AlbinoVincent]

@Yidettettidcoys @lindon_heald Yeah I’m fine, the passengers couldn’t see anything as far as I’m aware only the clean up crew for the want of a better term. The driver handled it brilliantly to be fair to him, they managed to change track and get us back to broxbourne after around 3 hours

[Michael Vincent MTE @AlbinoVincent]

@Yidettettidcoys @lindon_heald I was on the train involved it’s defo a fatality

[Michael Vincent MTE @AlbinoVincent]

@no8341761728951 @MichaelGladdin2 @greateranglia It’s at cheshunt I’m on the train

[ItaliaTeam @ItaliaTeam_it]

TUTTI CON TE

#ItaliaTeam @FPIBoxe #Paris2024

[Michael Vincent MTE @AlbinoVincent]

@scottadams1991 How’s he fucked that up ? 🤯

[Michael Vincent MTE @AlbinoVincent]

@EtihadProbably @JamieBriody @owenmegan @Reapinstein @Joey7Barton @ManCity City are obliged to provide the info as part of the premier leagues rules, you’ve been putting it off for years

[Michael Vincent MTE @AlbinoVincent]

@grannyallan_val @McsEmma @NFFC @Everton @ManCity What was said that could be considered libellous?

[Don Clark @Donolphin31]

Just because you are the New Captain of the Club doesn’t mean you are the best player, especially under pressure 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
#CaptainsDriveIn 😳😳😳

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Jeremy Vine has had enough of Twitter/X

[Funny Footy Quotes @FunFootyQuote]

“Alexa, show me the greatest post match interview ever please…”

[KeithTheGooner @KeithTheGooner]

Yes mate, making an honest statement is disgusting, I wish my manager had just spat at some girls instead

[Bukayo Saka @BukayoSaka87]

A night I'll never forget 🤩
CL Debut, CL Goal, 3-Points ✔️
Back where we belong ❤️

[Michael Vincent MTE @AlbinoVincent]

@fagfetchd @mynameisRobbo Is that you ? 😂

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Harry Maguire has now played more minutes for England than Manchester United this season 😳

(h/t @JamesOlley)

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

This is Spanish spy and double agent Juan Pujol Garcia in his uniform as a lieutenant in the Spanish Republic Army.⁣ ⁣

Up until World War II broke out, Pujol failed in all aspects of his life. He failed to be a student, soldier, businessman, and cinema magnate. Not to mention, his marriage was falling apart.⁣ ⁣

When the war broke out, Pujol approached the British three different times to work for them.

When they turned him away, he approached the Nazis, and they accepted him (giving him the codename Arabel). Once he earned credentials working as a Nazi spy, he approached the Allies again, this time getting a job as a double agent (codenamed Garbo).⁣ ⁣

He began to feed the Nazis a combination of misinformation that was true but useless. Any high-value information always got to the Nazis just a little too late. He even started a spy network consisting of 27 sub-agents. However, in reality, none of them existed. They were completely made up. Nevertheless, he submitted their expense reports, and the Nazis paid their salaries.⁣ ⁣

At one point, Pujol explained why some high-value information got to the Nazis late. He told them that one of his spies had died and even managed to get the Nazis to pay pension to the imaginary spy's imaginary wife for her loss.

Not only did his false information get the Nazis to waste millions of dollars, but he was also instrumental in convincing the Nazis that the attacks on D-Day were just a diversion, and the real attack was yet to come, keeping vital resources away from the front lines.⁣ ⁣

Pujol is one of the only people to ever get an Iron Cross from the Nazis (which required Hitler's personal authorization, since he wasn't a soldier) and an MBE (Member of the Order of the British Empire) from King George VI⁣.

After the war, Pujol feared that he would be hunted by surviving Nazis. In 1949, with the help of MI5, Pujol travelled to Angola where he faked his own death from malaria. He then moved to Lagunillas, Venezuela, where he set up a small bookstore and gift shop, living in anonymity until his death in 1988.

[Michael Vincent MTE @AlbinoVincent]

@DWCYBER11 @alex_whittaker @JustStop_Oil What’s working ? The airtime they’re getting is discussing the beating of their protestor, were such a small % of carbon emissions globally that even if we stopped tomorrow the offset would be unnoticeable. Let’s be honest the powers that be couldn’t give a shit if they protest

[The Intern @BGPIntern]

WHO DID THIS LMAO.

[Canelo Alvarez @Canelo]

UNDISPUTED vs UNDISPUTED

🗓️ Sept. 30
📍Las Vegas

[Michael Vincent MTE @AlbinoVincent]

@stephpgold @Langford_Gooner Would be more concerned about the linesman flagging for offside from a throw 😂

[WestStandTone @WestStandTone]

The fucking linesman’s just flagged for offside from a throw-in.

Absolute fucking numptys.