Alberto Marquez

It can't get worse, can it? 😶😶🤡
9-9-13

[هاي©️ @Haeldian]

Never have to see Messi on my TV ever again after tonight

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Who fucking closed last night?

[johnny🪿 @kudosdunce]

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT BATS HAVE INTRODUCED LANTERNFLIES INTO THEIR DIET AND IT’S HELPING CONTROL THE LANTERNFLY POPULATION AND SUPPORT THE BAT POPULATION THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I HAVE HEARD ALL YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

surprisingly diplomatic approach

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Elon musk right now

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

THE FIRST AMERICAN POPE

[dehydratedchickensandwich @annsegg]

88. he was just a fucking kid.

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

the health benefit is that you don’t smell like shit, hope this helps

[Pokémon Daily Post💤 @PokeDailyPost]

My Onix was knocked out and now I'm on my way to the Pokemon center

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

it dont even feel like Christmas Eve today shit just feels like December 24th

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

BREAKING: Santa Claus is currently in a dogfight with Drones over the State of New Jersey

[Duc de Vinny (comms open) @DucDeVinny]

Why didn't he stop Lincoln's assassination

[bazinga🐈‍⬛🐈 @yuricatgirls]

look he can barely fit in there, children would get this done so much faster and cheaper

[King Crocoduck @crocoduck_king]

bro somebody PLEASE tell me how to read this, who tf is winning

[𝖟𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖟★ @zereserez]

oh look, another hebrew tweet, i wonder what racial slurs this one's gonna sa-

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Don’t let them know your next move