functioning alcoholic

tito’s and sprite extra lime please

[functioning alcoholic @AlborsSoslow]

Imagine not being Puerto Rican, how unfortunate

[Underdog @Underdog]

The United States of America is 718-0 on Monday Night Football

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

There’s nothing worse than hearing people at work who don’t know ball talk sports

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

Caleb Williams makes his Madden cover debut:

[Matewos 🦅 @FaroreMatt]

AJ Brown to Haason Reddick after finding out they were fucking with the same masseuse 😭

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

The Rams sending Jared Verse to Cleveland for Myles Garrett

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Jared Verse has reportedly reached out to Maxx Crosby to find out what caused the Ravens to back out of their deal.

[A ✩ @adryanashton]

Chet is proving this tweet right more and more with every possession he’s out there

[Ms.Flowers🌸 @og_gigii]

fly the nuns out for game 7 deadass

[Philly Dawgs @PHLDawgs]

“He caught a short hitch.”

[TPS @TotalProSports]

Madden '02 was way ahead of its time 🧐

[I’m Still Not Back @CoryTownes]

If a Philly athlete did what Jaylen Brown did a day after losing a series giving up the chicken on a 3-1 lead, Channel 6 would find them being chased down i95 by the airport.

[Real App @realapp]

Jayson Tatum is available for Game 8.

[SLAM @SLAMonline]

Time likes this.

[The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange]

Say what you want but Russini and Vrabel stuck together through a pandemic, multiple kids, two ongoing marriages and a stint with the Cleveland Browns. A lot of relationships would never be able to handle all that.

[Pat Thorman @Pat_Thorman]

men will literally go to therapy instead of making a fourth-round pick in this shitty draft

[CBain @cbain100]

Being a Joel Embiid fan has taught me more about Biology than any professor ever could.

[Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 Ms 1/11 🎂 @KryssyLaReina]

They said they need Kirk Cousin’s Agent to be negotiating with Iran and I screamed ☠️😂

[House Targaryen @FantasyEpics]

The marketing team at KFC needs a raise for this😂