Albott Promisson

Ich bin Santosser. personified human centipede that is the transition between ScoMo and Albo. Australia's greatest parody, worth every cent in QANTAS points!

[Albott Promisson @AlbottMP]

Few politicians are able to understand the Aussie battler like I do. To prove how in touch I am, we temporarily displaced some proles from government housing for a photo op. #Humanising #auspol

[Albott Promisson @AlbottMP]

@TroyStolz What do you expect, real policy?

[Albott Promisson @AlbottMP]

Why don't the kids get offline and organise in person, like I did when I lived with #DeadMum in #GovernmentHousing? Also we're banning protests. #SocialMediaBan #Auspol

[Albott Promisson @AlbottMP]

Keeping kids safe on the internet, is worthy and all that, but if you're going to make memes about me #IWantNames #MemeBan #DigitalID #Auspol

[Albott Promisson @AlbottMP]

What will be higher, the social media age limit or my approval rating? #Auspol

[The Prophet Marcus Pizza @pizza_marcus]

Hey dumb dumbs @AlboMP and @AustralianLabor ,if you were really worried about the kids, why not investigate why youth suicides correlate up with school terms and down with holidays?
They also dropped during lock downs.
Do they use more social media at school?
Not just AU.

[Troy Stolz @TroyStolz]

@DavidPocock @AlboMP and @MarkDreyfusKCMP are hoping to slot him in with David McBride. This sends a clear message to Whistleblowers to silent, compliant and shut the f^%^ up.

[Albott Promisson @AlbottMP]

"The kids have no internet!" -Australia
"Then let them consume Murdoch Media" -Albott
#SocialMediaBan #Auspol

[The Prophet Marcus Pizza @pizza_marcus]

Hey Rusties, always see you saying the NACC was one of @AlboMP shining stars. Still thinking that ?

[Albott Promisson @AlbottMP]

@DavidJoffe64 Focus groups

[scribbler Of Oz 😷 #TakeCareOfYourAir 🌱 @_marching_Ents_]

@abcnews Lockdowns saved hundreds of thousands of lives.
WHAT is hard to understand about that?
That's more important than birthday parties, seeing the rellies, or dumb school camps.
Lockdowns SAVED HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF LIVES.
🤦🏻‍♀️

[Albott Promisson @AlbottMP]

@SquanderedTeeth @Mark_Butler_MP To economically rationalise letting Ausies die for donor profits

[Albott Promisson @AlbottMP]

Today I read the government overvalued something. Boy was I glad it was human life and not the beach house!

[Albott Promisson @AlbottMP]

It's official! We overvalued your life during the pandemic, won't happen again. So, that justifies NDIS cuts, not raising the rate and doing fuck all about climate change! L'Aboral: bevause your life's not financially worth it. #NeoLibs #ALPLNP

[Dr Judy VaccinePLUS - Novavax JN1 Feb 25 @JudyandHuahua]

They improved on Trump’s ‘advices’ further 🤣🤣

Yet @AlboMP claimed they would leave no one behind….

@AlbottMP you should do better

At least we can predict what the right wing would do but left wing would promised then do the opposite leaving us unprepared like no vacc 😡

[The Prophet Marcus Pizza @pizza_marcus]

Hey @AlboMP Looking forward to Independents Day?

Quick, better make up some crap about greens and indis to scare the electorate further...

[David Joffe MB BS (Hons), PhD, FRACP 🇦🇺 @DavidJoffe64]

Oh LOOK‼️‼️‼️

America too awards stupidity.

@LettersfromTim

Wagon Wheels all round🙄

[Henry Madison @RageSheen]

We inherited a framing of religious questions from the Enlightenment, in the West anyway. That religion was just one other way to know the world. Like an inferior science, based on ‘belief’ and ‘faith’.

That framing is the same idea that societies run on information today. /1

[Henry Madison @RageSheen]

Conversation with a friend this morning. Talking about dementia, a relative of theirs has the condition.

They had no idea Covid is a possible cause. Which isn't unusual. They said 'ah, so that's the brain fog people talk about'.

The next bit was fascinating. 1/2

[The Prophet Marcus Pizza @pizza_marcus]

Yes @AlboMP and @Mark_Butler_MP

Same for Australia...

At least Canada has approved.