Albury Apples

Lover of craft beer, gin, Biltong and BBQ. Hater of poor service and everything the Daily Mail stands for.

[Albury Apples @AlburyApples]

Interesting if he does stand... https://t.co/st2xu1upO6

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Blimey. Just gets better and better.

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Looks like poor old Tommy can bring all the boyz to the yaaaard....

[Yahoo News UK @YahooNewsUK]

Blackburn man filmed throwing milkshake over Tommy Robinson
https://t.co/ooP8W3ymWE

[Albury Apples @AlburyApples]

#VoteLibDem trending. Can’t do that here. Not been any @LibDems candidate for years.

[Albury Apples @AlburyApples]

I like Bastille - seen them live. But @scott_mills playing the new track (which is good) twice in a row on @BBCR1 is reminiscent of watching Teletubbies. Again! Again!

[NativeAmericanSoul @Nativeesoul]

Family of harmless black bears😎

[Albury Apples @AlburyApples]

@Mr_ian_B He also invented cucumber and marmite.

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@DawkinsDog @EmmaKennedy He deserves it.

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@DawkinsDog @EmmaKennedy Let’s go the whole hog, and put him in a Travelodge.

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Imagine being so spectacularly unpopular that your own party changes its rules to get rid of you

[Dr Eric Farmer @Himself132]

@BrexitBin @IanDunt Theresa May is behaving like a student who gets an extension to an essay deadline due to 'extenuating circumstances', then goes to Ibiza for three weeks.

[Albury Apples @AlburyApples]

Some moments of brilliance on #onlyconnect this evening. Esp. the turtles, the capital cities answer, the walls, and the jumbled mnemonics. Way, way above my cleverness level.

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What a weird thing to say and film...

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@_jopayne Is he doing it too?

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@_jopayne Five days? You crazy fool. Send @neiljpayne over here. I’m smoking lamb and beef this weekend, and making jerky.

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Well, that’s taken a turn! #hignfy

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Wow. Nothing like a touch of Daily Mail style melodrama on a Wednesday.

[(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges]

I genuinely think that within my lifetime we will see people going to jail for the crime of Climate Change Denial. And I'll be honest, I find that even scarier than global warming.

[Albury Apples @AlburyApples]

@markaizatt I don’t know how anybody (apart from the man himself) could find the thought of him being PM even vaguely conceivable.