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🍄‍🟫 : I ♡ 🫎 : #twdtwt : I like to post about twd, bullshit, and my art : 🍀

[۟ @jessoji]

If i woke up as wolverine one day, i would start jerking off in the mirror profusely lowk

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@yaabadabaadont People who hate themselves

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@HamadryasP Wait that’s such a good idea

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Told a guy at my job that my vape died and he gave me straight up bullshit

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@Dan_Daniel

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I finally got around to watching BND and I fear Tom Holland is my favorite Spider-Man….

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Only had to work 12 hours instead of 14 today what a treat ❤️

[jord @muskygirldick]

im all for cnc but lets not ignore safe words

[‏ً‏ @zanecbfw]

“Masturbating is bad”
Can my dick tell the difference between a mouth, pussy, asshole and hand?

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@GabeOwnersz If it wasn’t so hard to find employment rn I probably wouldn’t gaf but I have bills to pay 😭

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@fartwizard6969 You’re assuming I begged for it lol, all I said to the guy was that my vape died and I was gonna buy cigarettes after work. He came back in after buying his stuff to give it to me and said he himself got it from a random. I am not hitting a vape from a stranger 😭

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@GabeOwnersz Nicotine addiction I guess 🤷‍♀️ plus I can’t smoke weed anymore due to my job

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@Purplebearcat1 Apparently not! I kinda wanna buy a new one to try it lol.

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@donatonividihk What does this even mean 😭

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@jordo_kun It was given to me by someone I do not know. Had it been someone I was friends with or worked with, I probably would’ve used it. But I work at a gas station in a rough area and I don’t wanna get laced. 😭

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@barelylillie Does it taste any good? I’m kinda curious about buying one now lol.

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@Dan68545015 @YungmoneyMads Thank you!! :)

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@Evol3lephant So hateful lol, I weigh 100lbs. I wonder how big you are 😭

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@gL0ck_do0ki3 It was given to me by a guy I don’t know while I was working. I’m not gonna hit a half used portable hookah thing from a stranger. ❤️

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@Patnewman98 Idk what dry begging means lol but it was given to me by a guy I don’t know. I was trying to start a conversation with him and after he bought his stuff he came back in to hand it to me. If I knew the guy, I probably would have used it.

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@YungmoneyMads Omg thank you!! They’re pretty grown out by now but here’s a picture from when I first got them!! I based the design of pinkie pie! :))