alcessa

Lady sarcasmoose ... moosing. Losulja vragulja. INFJ. fckafd. Hobby- Despotin.

[Myke Cole @MykeCole]

Sure, when Hannibal rides an elephant he’s “the father of strategy,” and “the greatest general in history.” But when *I* do it, I’m “publicly intoxicated” and “guilty of criminal trespass in the Bronx Zoo.”

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Just realised the opposite of Alec Baldwin is Alec Hairloss

[alcessa @AlcessaAlces]

Sliši se kot nespodobno povabilo... 😉😂

[Katarina Jenko @KatarinaJenko]

Moja mati je pri mojih letih imela dva otroka, hišo in sitnega moža, jaz grem pa ravno iz fitnesa in z eno roko kratke hlače gor držim, ker mi dol lezejo pa spodnje gate sem doma pozabila.

[alcessa @AlcessaAlces]

A short guide on How To Do Fremdschämen: just re-watch Top Gun.
Curse me later.

[alcessa @AlcessaAlces]

#MeTwo Sie können doch Ihren Lappen nicht auf Ihrer Fensterbank trocknen, wir sind hier nicht bei den Zigeunern!

(Nö, aber auf der Schwäbischen Alp 🤔)

[SPIEGEL Politik @SPIEGEL_Politik]

Jeder, der fünf Minuten Zeit hat, sollte mal nachlesen, welche Erfahrungen mit Alltagsrassismus in Deutschland Menschen unter dem Hashtag #MeTwo schildern.

[Brian Wecht @bwecht]

if you're happy and you know it, stay off the internet
if you're happy and you know it, stay off the internet
if you're happy and you know it and you really don't want to blow it
if you're happy and you know it, stay off the internet

[ZDF heute-show @heuteshow]

Bei Odins Hammer!

[Center za slovenščino kot drugi in tuji jezik @centerslo]

Anyone in #Ljubljana and wants to learn some #Slovene for free? 🗨️Join us at 5pm at the Slovenian Tourist Information Centre for the crash course. ➡️https://t.co/AovV7b1zHX

[alcessa @AlcessaAlces]

Da si nauš pekla speglala? ��� https://t.co/RmHPhDi6rj

[alcessa @AlcessaAlces]

Warum bin ich nicht als Erste auf die Idee mit der Schreibweise "Alkohohl" gekommen?!?!? 😂👌

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

Honest mistake.

[alcessa @AlcessaAlces]

@Nika_Per Hujj, vsaj enkrat ne spadam med zoprne... 😉

[lindy @Lindyyay]

You guys always put yourselves first even if it's to the detriment of those closest to you. Self care Kings https://t.co/dCX02LRouC

[Football Planet @FootballlPlanet]

Paul Pogba to his critics! 🇫🇷🙌

[alcessa @AlcessaAlces]

Preach. 😊 https://t.co/njaOOT5uaJ

[Lauren Rivers, Author Zebra 🦓 @IridescenceSd]

@TheRekhaSharma @sianmcarthur @BSGmuseum @MichaelTrucco @kateesackhoff @LeahCairns @jamescallis @BeersBeatsBSG @bloodandchrome BSG is one of those shows I never EVER get tired of watching. I swear, it really changed me. To date it's still my top show.

[Le HuffPost @LeHuffPost]

LA FRANCE EST À NOUVEAU CHAMPIONNE DU MONDE, vingt ans après. Revivez ce France-Croatie historique avec le meilleur (et le pire) du web https://t.co/Pv9pQ9iHqg #FRACRO

[Agence France-Presse @afpfr]

Manifestation contre Trump à Helsinki #AFP