Alcoholic Tweets

If we Follow you... You Drink.. A LOT!
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#ThingsGirlsLike Asshole Guys

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Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

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That urge you get to write "No one gives a shit" on someone's status

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#ThingsGirlsLike Sex

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Is that a phone in your back pocket? Because dat ass is calling me

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Drink from the fucking bottle

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That one friend who you always greet with an insult

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Skips class from the stress of skipping too many classes

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When life gives you lemons, put them in your favorite alcoholic bev.

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My bed gets mysteriously more comfortable in the morning... anybody else?

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Act single, drink double, see triple.

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I got a smile on my face and a fuck you attitude

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Drunk words are sober thoughts.

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#ThingsGirlsLike Asshole Guys

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Drink wine. That shit is classy

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Writes earlier date on homework to make it seem like it was turned in on time.

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Liquor is quicker

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Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about.

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Any woman who drinks their alcohol straight is a winner.