Leon Kennedy

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[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

『 𝐼 𝓷𝓮𝓮𝓭 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝑜 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝑜𝒻 𝓢𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂. 』

[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

- Blank stare. -

It’s nothing. I promise.

[0194 / Artemis @lunarfraise]

Look me I the eyes and tell me it's nothing then

[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

And nothing is truly bothering me. You're making this nothing into a big deal.

[0194 / Artemis @lunarfraise]

If something is truly bothering you I feel it's best if you open up. You close off and drink yourself to sleep at a random bar

[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

I think you’re looking too hard into this one moment.

[0194 / Artemis @lunarfraise]

Uh huuhh

(She's crossing her arms looking at him)

You're lying to me

[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

I have my moments.

[0194 / Artemis @lunarfraise]

Being dramatic isn't like you though

[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

Yeah, I promise. I was being dramatic.

[0194 / Artemis @lunarfraise]

Nothing? You sure?

[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

Don’t worry about it, it’s nothing.

[0194 / Artemis @lunarfraise]

How cone?

[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

Your track record isn't exactly the cleanest either. You can understand why I'm skeptical at the least.

[𝕴𝖘 𝖎𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖊? @MedicalPinz]

(holding his hands up)

I promise I mean no harm. I'm too old for it. I just was merely performing a job

[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

Why are you obsessed with my dick and pissing habits? Are you trying to confess something right now?

[𝕴𝖘 𝖎𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖊? @MedicalPinz]

my dicks work perfctly fine. yours? perhaps not too much with all that alcohol

[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

And how do I know this isn't some trick of yours?

[𝕴𝖘 𝖎𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖊? @MedicalPinz]

Oh but I could... the only price is you and me go on a date together

[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

Bladder problems?

Are you self projecting onto me right now?

[𝕴𝖘 𝖎𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖊? @MedicalPinz]

Oh but a man like you surely has to have bladder problems by now

[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

- Looooong stare. He's not buying it. -

Just like that? Years of your work, you dedicated your life to? No one just gives up.

[𝕴𝖘 𝖎𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖊? @MedicalPinz]

I would, go back on my research, destroy everything on it and live a quiet mundane life with my most favorite DSO agent there ever is

[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

I can piss fine by myself! You do /not/ need to be anywhere near me in there!

[𝕴𝖘 𝖎𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖊? @MedicalPinz]

You heard me

[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

Again, says you.

- He'd make a face, narrowing his eyes somewhat. -

Alright, I'll humor this conversation; how would you even redeem yourself to /not/ be an enemy?

[𝕴𝖘 𝖎𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖊? @MedicalPinz]

Because you always meedle where it's not needed

(he's going to grip leon's chin, leaning down carefully)

We could smooth things out, find an even ground and not be enemies

[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

Where do I file a workplace harassment claim?

[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

EXCUSE ME WHAT?!

[𝕴𝖘 𝖎𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖊? @MedicalPinz]

Ill hold it for you so it doesnt fall while you're peeing

[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

Even without the invitation, you were expecting me regardless...

Want /what/ to work out exactly? You sound like someone trying to save a relationship.

[𝕴𝖘 𝖎𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖊? @MedicalPinz]

Because you intrude on my area without an invite, and then you won't cooperate. I really do want to work this out

[𝕴𝖘 𝖎𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖊? @MedicalPinz]

@AlcoholicGunner @AgentLeonSKen

[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

You say that. But you have a really funny way of showing it you know.

[𝕴𝖘 𝖎𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖊? @MedicalPinz]

Unfortunate. We could do so much together. I could fix that little issue. After all I only want the best for all victims of Raccoon City

[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

- He'd crack an amused smile. -

Unfortunately, I can't say the same in return.

[𝕴𝖘 𝖎𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖊? @MedicalPinz]

You're quite unflattering when you're so rude. Shame as I've heard nothing but good things about you

[Leon Kennedy @AlcoholicGunner]

I don't see the appeal in porta potties. I'm sorry.

[𝕴𝖘 𝖎𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖊? @MedicalPinz]

Both of us of course