The Duke

I live on a diet of Tito’s vodka and canned raviolis and constantly endure debilitating muscle spasms in my anus. I leak tomato sauce and blood from my ass

[The Duke @AlcoholicSpasms]

walked down the canned ravioli aisle today and immediately started experiencing quaking rythms around my anal fissure. Aggressive shockwaves folding onto one another and diffusing into a steady by mounting pain. Got an Iincredible deal on spaghettio’s for a well deserved treat

[The Duke @AlcoholicSpasms]

@ApexImperialist why is this vantablack niggercoal on my feed

> checks location

oh

[The Duke @AlcoholicSpasms]

@coala1313 @AgLaw1991 @RyanVoutilainen We found africans chewing on diamonds without writing or a wheel because they’re dumb apes that the rest of us evolved from when we departed from the continent. There was no genocide but it would objectively be a net positive for humanity if there was. They’re zoo animals.

[E. Kishigami @kishigami64437]

インド人はDNAレベルで臭い。遺伝子が臭い。魂が臭い。

[The Duke @AlcoholicSpasms]

@biemelneus I’m quickly realizing that voting is a privilege that’s been a “right” for all of ~100 years, and it’s been nothing but downhill since.

[FreedomToons @Freedom_Toons]

The prophecy has been fulfilled

[The Duke @AlcoholicSpasms]

@Johanaxic The joke is agonizingly poor in its execution and super overdone as a concept, but a small group of irls might pretend to laugh at it if you removed half the tryhard hyperbole (try saying that mess out loud). Also if you post it on reddit or bluesky and you will receive updoots

[The Duke @AlcoholicSpasms]

@supertronic3 @Anoryx_ you Indian niggas will always whip out a photo album and obscure celebrity list

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@_0Prime0 @AL_LoStronzo @nspneryan Sure, humanity started in Africa but a lot got left behind there. Go back far enough and we all started in a puddle. I don’t consider myself a fish anymore than I do a monkey.

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@EnzoMarescArse @01margiela You see the vision 🙏 🙏 🙏

[Secretary Markwayne Mullin @SecMullinDHS]

Good morning, America.

Today’s deportation destination: HAITI

[The Duke @AlcoholicSpasms]

@sunnyright Sonic says: “Death to my accomplished ex-classmate that makes me insecure about my age because me being a colossal fuckup stopped being cute after highschool”

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

🚨BREAKING: 80 illegal migrants have DIED after their boat capsized off the coast of Gran Canaria, Spain 🇪🇸

Reports suggest there was 128 people on board.

[The Duke @AlcoholicSpasms]

@casafunfactory @HamiltonDaveiss @slimdaddy_04 This is an average day for everyone in South Africa, especially Whites. Violent shithole paralleled only by other black shitholes.

[Hugh Retard @HughRetard]

I’m back from my Indian Timeout™️.

Thanks, Kekius Maximus, you faggot!

[The Duke @AlcoholicSpasms]

@Denise462262 @nypost I’m sympathetic to Gen X but fuck the boomers. They’re draft dodging cowards who inherited paradise and still broke the social contract to drive up their own wealth and leave their kids with the weight of their callous greed. They’re largely responsible for this.

[sup.ohms @SupOhms]

@nypost

[The Duke @AlcoholicSpasms]

@MohdAyaan6ngy pussy Indians. biggest (well, littlest) cowards on earth by a mile

[The Duke @AlcoholicSpasms]

@pe_tam6 @matthewleineng1 you’re not even the secretary race…

[The Duke @AlcoholicSpasms]

@KsGatsu @MrDrew2024 @WarHero439 @William08688218 @PaulGolding he’s actually the archetypal “15 second nіggеr” that places no value on the future because he perpetually lives in the present

“man you finna pass away nigga what dat shit even matter thooo 😭”