Alcohol Problems

If you feel awkward, you're not drunk enough yet

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"Retweeting a tweet because you're secretly sending someone a message..."

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"Being drunk with your best friend is the best kind of drunk"

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"Never regret, just forget and say fuck it."

[Alcohol Problems @AlcohollProbs]

"Drunk me loves to create awkward situations for sober me"

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"*Flips channel to Sports Center*"

[Alcohol Problems @AlcohollProbs]

"That one party you'll never forget >"

[Alcohol Problems @AlcohollProbs]

"My body is going to hate me tomorrow"

[Alcohol Problems @AlcohollProbs]

"Ladies, guys are sick of hearing where all the nice guys are. They're in the friend zone, where you left them"

[Alcohol Problems @AlcohollProbs]

"70% of teens have admitted to using some type of narcotic. 3% have admitted to selling them at least once. Retweet if you like donuts."

[Alcohol Problems @AlcohollProbs]

"l could stop drinking...but nobody likes a quitter"

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"There is no such thing as an alcoholic in college"

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"lF Y0U D0N'T HAVE ANYTHlNG NlCE T0 SAY, come sit by me and we can make fun of people together."

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"Respect me, l respect you. Disrespect me, fuck you."

[Alcohol Problems @AlcohollProbs]

"Don't ditch your bros just because you get into a relationship."

[Alcohol Problems @AlcohollProbs]

"Never let ""what if"" be a reason to not do something crazy"

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"Vodka in the water bottle, we've all done it at some point"

[Alcohol Problems @AlcohollProbs]

"Most people are lucky they can’t hear what l’m thinking."

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"l hate sober people when l'm drunk and drunk people when l'm sober"

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"The only way using Axe body spray is gonna get you laid is if you spray it in the girls eyes and drag her into an alley."

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"My entire life is just me ""winging it""."