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Currently experiencing my quarter-life crisis

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@Azariel91 Wait until yall people find out people buy used luxury shopping bags online to walk around the mall with them full of nothing

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@stylefitnuel @verifedvip Bingo.

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@POKESTREETZ Just mash the buttons and screen and mess the glitch up

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I like a woman who speaks up about what she wants, but when she says she wants “roses and flowers” it’s just makes me step back and think…

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Most racially ignorant dude I knew in college joined border patrol and is engaged to a Mexican woman. You may say this is surprising but let me tell ya as a Mexican this is actually on Par for both sides involved.

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This was supposed to just be a tweet but I accidentally typed it into grok so here’s its response

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For Christmas I would like santa to give me the delusion the paul brothers have

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Jake Paul believes he won the first two rounds against Anthony Joshua

"I won two rounds, and then he won two, and then I got dropped. I was doing good."

(via @impaulsive)

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Life has begun to imitate art, we are so fucked as a society

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IMO no payday is worth any kind of jaw/oral surgery. Go stick an implant/screw in your mouth and tell me how you’re doing after a couple months. Double broken jaw is crazy, Jake gunna be doing a lot of thinking alone

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@NUNdercoverLolo They’re always doing some stupid shit in their ugly ass car. I always hope their battery goes out and they can’t fix it

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After last nights UFC heavyweight bout I say we get Waldo Cortez vs Tom Aspinal and see who can take the best eye poke

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@imonassid @abc15 They’re part of a church that basically runs the city

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@4DeepWins Googled it he left in the 4th

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@NUNdercoverLolo Karl Popper has entered the chat

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@NUNdercoverLolo That’s so shitty, it’s like our friends health/body may be changing so let’s fuck up their mental health as well. Some people I thought were my friends would say some wild shit right in front of my face about people just minding their business, and it’s like yo you know Im fat 2

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Lost almost 60 pounds so far and people are so much nicer and friendly to me. Strangers would never talk to me before… man people treat fat people like shit smh

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When I realize I spelled their name wrong in the opening message and immediately unmatch 😫😂

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Bring Punks back

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Been buying the Swedish Zyns lately and let me tell yall. The ones we have in America are TRASH

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@NUNdercoverLolo Not my favorite humor but can’t let an old classic slide by (out). lol