Grace Aldis

living personification of a banana peel • she/they

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@pmishraworld Why do I feel like you said this aloud in your sleep

[Aeslop's Fables @pmishraworld]

pop tart you have to stop. your crust too tough. your frosting too different. your filling is too bad. they’ll kill you

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@GraceGFreud @BellHouseNY @108 @willmenaker @stavvybaby Just got my tickets 😛

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That’s just me and Barney!!!!

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@pmishraworld @SwiftOnSecurity I’m going to tell the police!!!!!

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@pmishraworld You’re literally so brave for saying this

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@pmishraworld I read this in my 8th grade health teacher’s voice

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@_Dotdotdotty That was Max

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@_Dotdotdotty Smh

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@yacobg42 Are in in Durham NC? This looks a lot like a street I used to walk by all the time

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I love being in my late twenties. I was just at a cocktail party with probably >$100 worth of charcuterie and in the bathroom there was the dampest hand towel I’ve ever touched

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5-9 culture is bad……… but what if I was her

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Crying because I got on Instagram for 1 minute and 20 seconds and now I want a $200 lunch box

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@thumpus @pmishraworld

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@_Dotdotdotty I’m sooooo mad I missed it

[Aeslop's Fables @pmishraworld]

Did Jill Biden grow up in a jar of mayonnaise?

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Cottaged cheese

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@messrmona Omg the level of petty is exactly the same

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It’s past midnight so if you didn’t wish me a happy birthday today you’re officially on my shit list now lmao