Alessandra

30something • Publishing/Creative • Theatre Junkie • UT Journalism and Advertising Grad • Houston Native • NYC Transplant

[Alessandra @AleAlessandra29]

Woke up Latina and proud again today hbu

[Alessandra @AleAlessandra29]

Do we think energy vampires *know* they’re energy vampires? Like has anyone tried to tell them? To their face??

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

[Alessandra @AleAlessandra29]

@DearS_o_n @pamsegall

[Alessandra @AleAlessandra29]

Can we talk about the fall of the gift bag? Like I have been recycling the same gift bag 47 times because no one wants to keep it after opening their gift?? But they’re all enthusiastic for me to reuse it?? What’s happening

[Alessandra @AleAlessandra29]

“Paris is just New York City in cursive” — me after three espressos on a Sunday morning

[Alessandra @AleAlessandra29]

Things that irk me to the Nth degree:
• clothes hangers
• people who lack self-awareness
• the “New Single!” delayed pop-up on Spotify

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Sylvia Plath

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

the rest is still unwritten bro

[Alessandra @AleAlessandra29]

No but why is dropping something on the floor as an adult so dramatic

[Alessandra @AleAlessandra29]

Why is My Cousin Vinny such a new year’s movie

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Beyoncé and Kamala Harris hugging at the Houston rally.

[Alessandra @AleAlessandra29]

Making it my ringtone rn

[rafa carter 🇪🇸 @beyfobic]

Beyoncé’s beauty is UNREAL

[Alessandra @AleAlessandra29]

GIVE IT A WHIRL

[The Love Sav Seeks is in the Valley of the Soul @savthorpecap]

It is my deepest belief that it’s your duty as an American to just like Go To Stuff. Any stuff. Art fair. Food truck festival. Weird one woman show. Ice cream store. Minor league baseball. Movies. Community is an action! It’s something you have to do! Give it a whirl!

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

Wait I love carrying a single wine bottle and a pizza box down to the recycling bin. Like yeahhhh I had kind of a perfect evening with my best friend sorryyyy

[Alessandra @AleAlessandra29]

Rediscovering Beyoncé’s self-titled album in my old neighborhood’s coffee shop don’t text

[Alessandra @AleAlessandra29]

@united a 3.5 hour delay, followed by 1.5 hour wait on the runway, only to find out an engine may need maintenance— this is OBSCENE. We were supposed to be landing at this time. United, do better. This is not the service your loyal customers expect.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

What a world we live in.

[Alessandra @AleAlessandra29]

today, for no reason at all, i will be learning every single word to Bad Bunny's "Monaco." thank you.

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

enjoying this rare occasion of “hope scrolling” ☺️