Alexandrea

nursy nurse

[Alexandrea @Ale_Holla]

At the nail salon and Dial Drunk came on by @NoahKahan, she goes “I love Vance Joy!” Ma’am gtfo

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Gonna quit my job and watch below deck all day

[Alexandrea @Ale_Holla]

I think my family enjoys roasting me in the group chat. Never seen two divorced parents interacting so much than to comment on everything I have to say

[Alexandrea @Ale_Holla]

What 2022 has taught me is trust no one. Even Spotify

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Hey can I come over and fall asleep instantly

[Alexandrea @Ale_Holla]

I used to pride myself on being great at backing up. Turns out all credit goes to my back up cam. This rental is not it

[RNSuperHero @RNSuperHero]

I just……I never expected so many people to act like a BP cuff being tight when blowing up was just the end of the world and the thing they couldn’t deal with

[` @crestieyy]

there is only one rule, tell me before i find out.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

she’s defrosting as we speak

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i was meant to be rich, i can tell by the way i be spending money

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

I be like “long story short” then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

i hate trivia because it’s like how am i supposed to know that lol

[Alexandrea @Ale_Holla]

Sometimes I catch myself sucking in when I’m by myself and like my god this is exhausting.

[trash jones @jzux]

happy national boyfriend day to all my cashiers at trader joe’s

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

You know you're traumatized when a guy treats u right and u think it's a joke

[Alexandrea @Ale_Holla]

I have champagne taste with a beer wallet

[Alexandrea @Ale_Holla]

You shouldn’t have to beg a guy to brush his teeth

[Kor 🔮 @444kor]

everyday I’m getting closer and closer to deleting all my social media