Chungy von Fingerbing

my name is chungy

[Chungy von Fingerbing @AlecBooch]

At least I had reasonable and attainable goals as a kid

[Chungy von Fingerbing @AlecBooch]

I'm gonna #cancel myself cuz my old tweets are horrible and I dont have the time to delete them all

[Chungy von Fingerbing @AlecBooch]

Voila, my first tweet. Over 10 years later nothing has changed

[Chungy von Fingerbing @AlecBooch]

I am sitting. I am also on Twitter. Amzing.

[Chungy von Fingerbing @AlecBooch]

Sometimes, I can't help but to blink. It is addictive.

[Chungy von Fingerbing @AlecBooch]

I look up on the screen and what do I see? I see twitter asking me, "What are you doing?" I just told you, stop asking me.

[Chungy von Fingerbing @AlecBooch]

Top 3 things I want to do: Be a chick magnet, be in an awesome band, and go to the mall. I have the sudden urge to buy clothes and music...

[Chungy von Fingerbing @AlecBooch]

I invented the Trump style tweet

[Chungy von Fingerbing @AlecBooch]

I just lost my pencil grippy thing! Wah! I really don't like the girl on my bus. She sang again. I lived through it. She is monotone. BAD!

[Chungy von Fingerbing @AlecBooch]

I am bored. I have to go to dad's this weekend. Ugh. Taylor Swift, comfort me with the sound of your voice...

[Chungy von Fingerbing @AlecBooch]

10 years ago I was a freak omg why did I tweet this

[Chungy von Fingerbing @AlecBooch]

Going to get on next plane soon. With mah smexy pants!

[Chungy von Fingerbing @AlecBooch]

holy fuck I found out how to view my oldest tweets I wanna throw myself off a bridge

[Chungy von Fingerbing @AlecBooch]

my twitter account is over 10 years old, look at all I've accomplished
*gestures towards absolutely nothing*

[Chungy von Fingerbing @AlecBooch]

I'm constantly torn between my desire to be a relatable comedian and my desire to be a hermit completely detached from pop culture

[Chungy von Fingerbing @AlecBooch]

bought a microphone 👀 I guess I'll have to start podcasting this summer

[Chungy von Fingerbing @AlecBooch]

17% of my brain power is constantly dedicated to thinking about that episode of 30 Rock with Weird Al

[Chungy von Fingerbing @AlecBooch]

doing my own taxes for the first time in my miserable life, hows your weak going

[Lucy Flores @LucyFlores]

This was an incredibly difficult thing to do, but something that felt necessary. It took awhile before I found the words and the support that made me feel like this was finally a story I could tell. https://t.co/Sr5Go3xuTe

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Don't worry, the stars aren't watching us. They're looking outwards at what's coming.