Alec

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[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[s k y e @SkyeAsiyanbi]

A bad bitch never gone get in the car or get on an aux and play Kendrick

[Wifi Money Plant @WifiMoneyPlant]

BIGGEST MALE CANON EVENTS:

- Realizing WWE is fake
- First heartbreak
- Marvins room
- Discovering family lore you never knew of
- Getting jacked
- Unemployed era
- Summer 2016 (you had to be there)
- OBJ catch
- Homies switching up on you
- Touching real money
- Understanding god exists
- Losing a pet
- Stronger than your dad
- Fumbling a 8/10 (great body) that liked you
- Covid warzone with the boys
- Realizing you might be goated
- November 2021
- Touching rim (10 ft)

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

then explain how i'm married to the game

[Matt Forney @mattforney]

Something strange about Italian-Americans is how they're both super Italian and invested in the motherland yet are also loudly, cartoonishly patriotic about America. Other diasporas like the Irish or Germans lean one way or the other. Weirdest case of assimilation in history.

[Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe]

Ahhhhh look at me I’m Patrick Mahomes I’m gonna throw the foosball ahhhhh it went to the wrong team

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Like a true Italian, Luigi Mangione's fatal error as an assassin was giving himself away by stopping to flirt with the cashier at the cafe before going to work

[MAKE OUT HILL - XXX @xxxtentacion]

17, the album enjoy
https://t.co/XGAs5Qhpzr

[They Got Me @PaulTweetsRIP]

Make us another one, bitch @France

[lord @lordlxl]

For men’s mental health month you just gotta stand outside at night and stare at the sky and go back inside and lock in

[dylanarchived @Dylanarchived_]

Real

[UNKNOWN T @unknwnt9]

Yeah, didn’t see any April fools jokes today, glad everyone’s locked in. Ain’t shit funny

[milk @milkinhisbag]

italian by birth, autistic by the grace of god

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Being in your mid to late twenties is just saying “I can’t drink like I used to man” and then proceeding to try to drink like I used to

[Alec @AlecCrunch]

At the lowest point of my life. (At a KFC in Iowa City)

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Monday Motherfuckers.....Who's gives a fuck what they're thinking.....Its all about you!