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[cly @tribecalledrags]

(3am in bed with wife)
Wife: Fuck the baby’s crying again. It’s your turn
Me: Okay okay I’m going
My infant son who is also Elliotte Friedman: Hearing poop to my diaper. There is word that I need mommy. 1 year x 2 hours of sleep AAV

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

The reaction of search and rescue dogs when they find survivors..🐕‍🦺😊

[alec @AlecGreenway]

As if we don’t have like 1000 young goalies in the Red Wings system…

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

DANIIL THE THRILL!

The #RedWings have signed Daniil Tarasov to a one-year contract with an AAV of $2,000,000.

[alec @AlecGreenway]

WHY

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

UPDATE: The #RedWings and C Frans Nielsen agree to terms on a 6 year deal.

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

BREAKING: Call of Duty: Black Ops and Black Ops 2 ports are coming to PlayStation in July

[alec @AlecGreenway]

These assholes are all a waste of oxygen to the rest of us

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

FTP: LAPD killed her dog. He was wearing his Knicks jersey.
His name was Jameson. A golden doodle. One of the sweetest, most gentle breeds alive.
A neighbor called a noise complaint. That's it.
20+ officers showed up. Then a helicopter. For a noise complaint in an apartment complex.
And they shot Jameson dead. In front of his owner. In front of her child.
No warning. No de-escalation. Nothing.
The media is barely covering this. No headlines. No outrage.
Like it never happened.
If this was your dog... your child watching... how would you feel?
Jameson deserved better. That little boy deserved better. His mama deserved better.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

harmless ah prank

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

NHL fans in Indianapolis have no broadcaster audio for Game 1 of the Stanely Cup Final. Here's how the first goal sounded on WRTV with only the in-arena sound.

[alec @AlecGreenway]

What a retard. That’s it, 2 week paid leave buster! 🤦‍♂️😭

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Kathleen Thomas was issued a citation in February after a Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputy pulled her over for allegedly using a phone with her right hand. But Thomas doesn't have a right hand. This week, the officer requested that the citation be dismissed.

Here's bodycam footage of the traffic stop.

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

WHAT A TILT 😱🥊

Nate Corbet and Carson Campbell with an absolute SLUGFEST after a big hit on Mazden Leslie.

#MemorialCup

[alec @AlecGreenway]

The comments are crazy. Ever since Elon took over, racist bot accounts have swarmed this app. They’re throwing WATER on the cop, it seems like a community gathering for a water fight, WHAT IS THE ISSUE??!!

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

This is insane

[alec @AlecGreenway]

Dude is shaking like a leaf when that guns drawn. Fuckin pussy, if you like this type of content you’re retarded

[Tempa @QuickestTempa]

When this dude dies they’re going to tell us that he was actually a very good person and we should feel very sad that a human life was lost

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Peter Berg. Why is that name so familiar?

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

cops are so annoying like it’s never that serious i’m sorry😭

[alec @AlecGreenway]

@DetroitRedWings