Alec Ifshin

[ekali @EkaliMusic]

2018 is the year of supporting your friends and being happy and graceful when they succeed

[Doug Jones @DougJones]

Thank you ALABAMA!!

[diplo @diplo]

If I didn't have music I'd lose my damn mind

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Republicans of Alabama: Voting for an accused pedophile because you don't want people to be gay and have abortions doesn't mean people won't be gay or have abortions. It just means there'll be an accused pedophile representing Alabama.

[Alec Ifshin @AlecIfshin]

If ur not going gay bar crawling to celebrate @britneyspears birthday then ur probably straight

[Alec Ifshin @AlecIfshin]

@hayley616 ***How do people with long nails do anal?

[Alec Ifshin @AlecIfshin]

@hayley616 I want tickets

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Porzingis did not feel the need to elaborate. 😂

[Mija @hi_mija]

she doesn't even play techno

[Alec Ifshin @AlecIfshin]

When Instagram recommends following your ex that you unfollowed #why @instagram

[Alec Ifshin @AlecIfshin]

. @GROUPLOVE coving Bowie at Barclays center... I AM DEAD!

[Alec Ifshin @AlecIfshin]

Anyone else cry on their lunch break today?

[Alec Ifshin @AlecIfshin]

@dlcceo Thanks for the "sympathy" but ur on vacation and staying in the four seasons. I'm doing the 3+ hours of commuting each day

[Alec Ifshin @AlecIfshin]

When all the Conn gays copy ur haircut now that u graduated.... 👀

[Alec Ifshin @AlecIfshin]

Fuck the @MTA. You and your 6 train r absolute trash

[Alec Ifshin @AlecIfshin]

When your Summer body dieting never really ends bc Halloween is at the end of October and you plan on wearing no clothing

[nathan followill @doctorfollowill]

Happy Hunk Day.

[Alec Ifshin @AlecIfshin]

Am I the only one who is lazy enough to hold a piss bc they simply don't want to stand up?

[Alec Ifshin @AlecIfshin]

Literally about to reach over this mom's lap to get her hot son's number. Best commute yet