Alec Matlock

~24~ SLC~ I fly airplanes ✈️

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

*pulls a hair out of my my balls* she loves me *pulls a hair out of my balls* she loves me not

[Alec Matlock @AlecMatlock1]

@sug_knight Community

[Sʜᴏ ₉⁹₉ @ChasinBreadrin]

I was 7 thinking 2022 was gone have flying cars, mfs selling 1996 Hondas for $7,800 😒

[M @mobzw]

They have started 😭😭😭

[James @CaucasianJames]

amazing follow up

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

if you win 100,000 tickets at chuck e. cheese, they let you behead one of the animatronics

[Alec Matlock @AlecMatlock1]

@elonmusk @elonmusk we share a birthday and for my bday wish I want to hangout with you😭🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[Alec Matlock @AlecMatlock1]

@ERISTHEPLANET In shrek the musical Shrek is sent away on his birthday, and fiona is sent away on Christmas eve, and they are sent away on the same day. Therefore, shrek's birthday is the 24th. Therefore Capricorn, which actually fits his character decently🤷🏼‍♂️

[Sada @Evi3Zamora]

This was a wild 46 seconds

[State of Utah Updates @UtahUpdates]

We don’t know why Post Malone lives here and we’re too afraid to ask

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

[miss thang @blackmarketPhD]

ur chances of being killed by shia labeouf are low but never zero

[qi.📌 @bandhuntaqizzzy]

not finna keep showing you ima good one. you just gone have to miss out.

[Toone @TheTunaFish]

Contrary to popular belief, the customer is almost never right