Alec Martin

The atmosphere of expectation, is the breeding ground for miracles.

[Alec Martin @AlecWMartin]

40 hours after having his heart restarted, my brother has no brain damage, no extra heart damage, and passed all his motor skills. Try and tell me miracles don’t happen.

[Joey Chestnut @joeyjaws]

Bad day to be a hot dog!! Happy 4th of July!!!

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

The Lakers were the most dominant team in the NBA before LeBron went there and ruined everything with his ego.

[Danny @Truth_matters20]

Only ONE person has ever been sinless:

Jesus Christ.

[🌷 LIZZIE🌷 @farmingandJesus]

Dear all unbelievers , please know this is absolutely not Christianity. Playing with idol dolls isn’t what we do.

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

It is unquestionably when Shohei Ohtani did this (in the playoffs)...

Pitching:
6.0 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 3 BB, 10 K

Hitting:
3-for-3, 3 HR, BB

[Jay’V @JayVTheGreat]

Y’all weren’t lying when you said America is run by satanic elite pedophiles.

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

You beat your gf and/or kids and its nothing, but you don't bow down to the gay mob and you are kicked out

Massive, embarrassing L by the NBA

[Julius Master N♱N @JuliusMasteroso]

Lunes Santo.
Jesús expulsa a latigazos a los mercaderes del Templo de Jerusalén.

[𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕒 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 🎚️ @sola_chad]

The Catholic Church doesn’t want you to know this, but Jesus paid for ALL your sins so that you wouldn’t have to participate in unbiblical practices like this.

[Tingle & Co @Tingle__Co]

This is peak. All-Time Bat Flip.

[Lane Kiffin @Lane_Kiffin]

Happy Saturday ⁦@LSUfootball⁩ If this dont make you want to SPOT THE BALL right now then you don’t belong here!!! And please don’t come. #JustDifferent

[Johann @LookAtMyMeat1]

Is there a tax I can pay to stop it or does that only work for heating?

[koreanoli @koreanoli]

THE HOLY TRINITY 💥

[DiamondBBStats @DiamondBBStats]

Good morning!📣🔜

[Antonio Chavez @NewsM101]

For years leftists were all about the separation of church and state, managing to push Christianity out of schools.

Yet, they embrace Islam.

This was never about separation of church and state...they just hate Christianity.

[Danny @Truth_matters20]

I am going to skip Mary altogether and go straight to Jesus Christ himself like the Bible tells us to do.

[Johan @Adityapandeydev]

POV: how x, y and z felt after leaving the alphabet and joining mathematics

[𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕒 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 🎚️ @sola_chad]

This is idolatry and it’s disgusting.

[Peach @nerdylilpeach]

someone genuinely explain to me how this could possibly be considered offensive or divisive to anyone