Alec Reiners

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Panama realising they’re playing against an uncursed Harry Kane in a few days

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Ronaldo fans logging on to Twitter after his performance today

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Expert analysis from Zlatan

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The host nations of Mexico, Canada and USA having no losses in the World Cup right now

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Broadcast of the game in Australia

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

We’re winning tomorrow 🇺🇸

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Has your Nation ever lost 7-1 to Germany at the World Cup?

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

How it felt watching that Japan equalizer even though it has 0 effect on me

[The Resistance Broadcast @TRBpodcasts]

“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?”

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Omg this is insane

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Canada, you had ONE job!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Just wanted to say that my only account is this one here on Twitter. I’m not on Instagram or TikTok, so any account you see on there is not me. Please be careful, don’t send them money.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

It is the official position of the Catholic Church that the sport is called Soccer. Total cultural victory achieved. 🇺🇸

[Hawg Randy @hawg_randy]

Kirby Smart realizing he has to open SEC play against Ryan Silverfield

[David Ruff @dcarterruff]

My husband, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way he can eat fajitas. We've asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service.

[Swish 🍒 Tennis @Zwxsh]

It's almost that time.

What a ride it's been. 🥲