monkeyman245

i’m a big fan of donkey kong

[monkeyman245 @Alecksandyr]

@Shuu_sai The rift is calling you…

[monkeyman245 @Alecksandyr]

@PizzzaStev @shaiglalex frfr

[monkeyman245 @Alecksandyr]

@Arnando_ICs lmaoooooo

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

IP address? you mean the bathroom?

[monkeyman245 @Alecksandyr]

i don't even called it a chopped onion, i just call it an onion.

just a glimpse into how chopped im becoming

[monkeyman245 @Alecksandyr]

Happy Birthday LeBron 😘🎉🎂

[monkeyman245 @Alecksandyr]

this jit cracks the code

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.

My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.

He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.

I looked at the device.

Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.

I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.

So I didn’t give him the password.

Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.

I set up a captive portal.

I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.

Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.

He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.

My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."

I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.

We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.

But we had a secure perimeter.

You’re welcome for the compliance.

[Kelsey Moser (莫凯西) @karonmoser]

They asked Faker

"You've accomplished so much in your career, what could possibly be left?"

Faker sighed, took a sip of his water, and said

"Give me Doran"

https://t.co/pudjFY7Y9k

[monkeyman245 @Alecksandyr]

Can the old Taylor please come to the phone now?

[Anthony @KirbyCheatFurby]

what the fuck is his problem?

[Richard @RichardOcelot]

All I want from The Batman 2 is Robert Pattinson lost in an underground labyrinth with his costume falling apart and losing his mind from exhaustion, dehydration and being drugged.

[monkeyman245 @Alecksandyr]

@irmtou Ah hell nah

[monkeyman245 @Alecksandyr]

@tastyJake_ 2-4 is the real demon hours

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@tastyJake_ That’s a weird looking hamster

[yurious george 💐 @roromiie206]

what was i talking about

[monkeyman245 @Alecksandyr]

@liarxzp @tastyJake_ Hinata