Aleco

Have you seen what we’ve done

[hera @shiningdaisies]

locked the fuck out,, distractionmaxxing

[:P @23lollz]

having #realizations and coming to #conclusions

[Aleco @AlecoLam]

jus ate 4 mchickens and 3 mcdoubles .. get the fuck off me..

[々 @ayospawned]

It's been a pleasure miscommunicating with you

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice

[WEST @westsidebuzzin]

I really pulled 3 mentally ill hoes in a ROW 🫥 #maybeitsme

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[🥇 @thankyouparlay]

Scaring the hoes by being too oblivious to all the signs and cues they are giving me to make a move

[mo ･᷄-･᷅꧞ @fruitpibble]

april is over i wont be your fool anymore

[mo ･᷄-･᷅꧞ @fruitpibble]

computa make everyone be my friend

[mayaissuperkool @biggmaya1]

my dog ate my suicide note

[Lauren. @LMac_1326]

Me outside of my moms room at 9pm to tell her I need a poster board for tomorrow:

[mau @rllydu]

please don’t smoke your strawberry ice vape around my baby. he does not like that flavor

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[cav empty @cavempty_]

the second best feeling in the whole world is when a girl runs her fingers through your hair. the best feeling is definitely besting a foe in a test of swordsmanship. he was careless, a lunge too far, an opening for my blade. you were formidable but never stood a chance

[∀ @PeakPiece31]

Wikipedia is the only website whose marketing strategy is threatening to kill itself if you don’t pay

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

[angie @hotsoggi]

i think emo mexicans are one of the most culturally important groups in the world

[corb @awshuqs]

I miss you too, Elmo. It’s just… I’m not a little boy anymore. I’ve been beaten down and molded into a slave for the capitalist machine. I’m not trying to make excuses. This was a wake up call. I need to reassess my priorities and make time for those who care for me. I’m sorry.