Alec With Pen

Comedian/illustrator. mostly on Instagram. Stuff at Comedy Central, McSweeneys, and other places.

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@USDemocracyPod @tzimmer_history @LilyMasonPhD YESSSS

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@charlieINTEL Vondel is so campy and everything is inside and on roofs. Rat fest.

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@R3kluse @charlieINTEL Call of duty has the most homophobic community ever. This shit is ridiculous. Y’all are scum.

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@PullzeCheck @Repullze @DiazBiffle I think ur a v thoughtful person, just give what I typed some thought, if u see this. Thanks.

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@PullzeCheck @Repullze @DiazBiffle Tim defending Nick after he is extremely homophobic isn’t like “a cool moment of friendship.” It’s two ppl being dickheads. LGBTQ ppl are constantly under attack, and compassionate ppl like u can help them feel more welcome in the cod community, not less.

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@Repullze His IQ is next level. That’s a part of his game that is underrated. One example: Knows where all the teams land in customs.

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@ModernWarzone Weirdly toothpicks helped me.

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@SuperEvan__ It’s an AI, guys. That’s what his problem is.

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@Noah38820788 @Repullze Leeds isn’t in the champions league tho.

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@Repullze @Noah38820788 Man city is def not an underdog.

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@Repullze @Selghoti Don’t listen to ppl who say that, they’re an amazing and super exciting team. But I’m all Tottenham. There’s a doc on Amazon about them.

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@Repullze Or PSG — Messi Mbappe Neymar

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@Repullze TOTTENHAM

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The third of four times I shit my pants as an adult:

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@LuckyChamu Win game with starting pistol

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@Bluescholarss @DexertoIntel @Swagg @TwitchRivals It is u who r the bot it seems

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@Bluescholarss @DexertoIntel @Swagg @TwitchRivals He did ban heartbeats

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@Repullze Holy shit is this cute