alex

you either get it or you don’t

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

“ how u know?”
my home girl :

[alex @AleexDeSantis]

I love being on the road with a driving twin. We’re driving the same speed with a comfortable distance, same road etiquette, switching lanes for the same reasons, etc. I feel like we’re a team, and honestly I feel sad when one of us has to get off on a different exit

[sh☆z @certishaz]

a soul crushing situationship at 19 and a mind debilitating friendship breakup at 23 are canon events

[beeefy supreme @lilodyschnarber]

Breakfast at the sorority house on a Friday morning in 2016-2017 was more important than any class I took

[alex @AleexDeSantis]

Okayyyy my fyp is showing me baby grimace and grimace celebrating his bday and now I feel so bad for him because everyone made a joke out of his shake when he just wanted to celebrate

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

them: don’t start

me:

[alex @AleexDeSantis]

So the other night I was talking about how no matter what I always have a lil stomach pouch and my brother goes “like Lulu” (my orange cat) my whole family’s jaw dropped and I was like “no wait it’s so cute then” everyone was cracking up I think out of relief probably

[alex @AleexDeSantis]

Working somewhat in customer service has caused me to not believe in natural selection honestly and truly

[alex @AleexDeSantis]

I think todays the day (gonna play sims after months of not playing because the toddler got on my last nerve)

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i hate how many ways that i don’t fully understand gen z has developed to spot millennials from 10,000 yards away. youll say something innocent like “i went to the mall” and a teen in ripped jeans will burst through your window yelling “was harry potter there, you cheugy fuck”

[alex @AleexDeSantis]

@haleyontwittter Thank you just wanted to be vulnerable with you all 🕊️🤍

[alex @AleexDeSantis]

Unfortunately it happened again. I bought a bunch of dresses planning to return the ones I don’t like, but they all look incredible on me :(( like really really good :/

[laina loo *:･ﾟ✧* @dreamergirl2727]

mentally im here