Alejandro Cervantes

[chloe 🫧 @echochlo]

have we discussed the cinematic parallels between al and al's toy barn and clark and cap'n clark's ottoman empire yet

[Alejandro Cervantes @AlejOverthinks]

The drones are so unnecessary and flashy I love it.

[vixø @anotherfilmfan]

The drones in this movie man.....

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me a 32 year old unemployed man walking into the 11 am screening of minions

[Vide💿Apothecary @videoApothecary]

"So you're in debt but want to buy a $600 Criterion Kubrick boxset with your credit card?"

"Thats right, Dave"

"And you already own most of these films?"

"Correct, Dave"

"You know how stupid that sounds, right?"

"But it's $300 on sale and I get credit card points, Dave"

[KevinJPettit @KevinJPettit3]

Me and the boys hitting the Criterion van

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

this is pretty funny if you know what movie they're talking about

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

saw DISCLOSURE DAY again

[Alejandro Cervantes @AlejOverthinks]

Had to throw out a pound of chicken for leaving it out overnight. Remember to immediately clean up after cooking no matter how tired you are.

[Alejandro Cervantes @AlejOverthinks]

Wtf is wrong with me referencing 2003’s The Core to explain why our payment software doesn’t understand what a response code means?

[Resident Evil @RE_Games]

@redfieldcode Releasing in 2027. Get back in there

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

genuinely one of the best comedies of the last 20 years

[John Squires 🎃 @FreddyInSpace]

Truthfully, I don't really know how anyone is keeping up. Life. Work. The things you want to do, the things you have to do. Endless messages & emails. I'm getting by but I often feel like I'm barely functioning as a human being. So, uh, if you feel the same, you're not alone!

[Ana @_motherslug]

I was being facetious (but only a little) when I said this, but it's remarkable how resonant Repo Man is with a bunch of the Vineland stuff that was NOT in OBAA.

[John Squires 🎃 @FreddyInSpace]

A very cool, under-the-radar story here. The excellent 2018 horror movie CAM has been available to watch precisely NOWHERE since Netflix got rid of it last year, so director Daniel Goldhaber put it up for FREE streaming on his website: https://t.co/4WVfotW9g7

[Alex Coleman @DarkOfTheMovie]

Generational filmmaking. How on earth did they film this sequence????

[Carlos Aguilar @Carlos_Film]

Physical media Backrooms I need to get lost in.

[Alejandro Cervantes @AlejOverthinks]

I’d visit ngl

[Sean Fennessey @SeanFennessey]

One of the five best movies of the decade.

[Sierra @slothsaretight3]

He very clearly understands the assignment and yet the most annoying people you know are mad because Leon isn't in it