Alejandra (Parody)

In this account: Funny tweets RTd. Benedict Cumberbatch name jokes. Dreams about @michaelrosenbum. Tour-chasing @alyankovic. Subtweets at my husband. Feminism.

[Alejandra (Parody) @AlejandraDD]

@michaelrosenbum Happy Birthday!

[Bad Lip Reading @BadLipReading]

More here: https://t.co/6TPzQsAbig

[Bad Lip Reading @BadLipReading]

Thought I'd have this video out weeks ago (hey, life happens). It's a retrospective but has lots of new stuff too. In addition to material from the most recent season, I dug through the BLR archive and gathered never-seen clips from previous years. https://t.co/6TPzQsAbig

[Alejandra (Parody) @AlejandraDD]

@BadLipReading Can't wait for that! Every time I happen to watch football (not normally a fan) and I see those talking heads saying their own names, I crack up for no apparent reason, lol!

[Bad Lip Reading @BadLipReading]

More secret congressional codenames revealed
(Want more? The full-length video is here:)
https://t.co/di7pln3MIf

[Bad Lip Reading @BadLipReading]

An intimate fly-on-the-wall glimpse of American politics in action

https://t.co/di7pln3MIf

[Alejandra (Parody) @AlejandraDD]

@michaelrosenbum Dreamed we were spending the week at mansion w lots of ppl and you were a chess expert inspiring kids like in an 80’s movie. I think you were starting to fall for me before (again!) the dream ended with nothing. Maybe next time.

[Alejandra (Parody) @AlejandraDD]

@michaelrosenbum @Steelcitycon (or 20+ years if he’d ever visited the social media he claims didn’t exist at the time, such as LiveJournal or TWoP)

[Alejandra (Parody) @AlejandraDD]

Got to see @michaelrosenbum in person for the first time ever at @Steelcitycon last Saturday. He wrote “Love you” on my autograph and I failed to tell him I love him too, lol. But I assume he knows this already if he’s read any of my tweets mentioning him for the past 15 years

[Alejandra (Parody) @AlejandraDD]

@joejaffa I'm on Mastodon but still waiting for most people to jump over there

[Alejandra (Parody) @AlejandraDD]

@tehdingo Are you somewhere else or going down with the ship? I think I’m only following you on Twitter

[Alejandra (Parody) @AlejandraDD]

@elonmusk That’s not even how the quote goes

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

Grandpa? Why do we celebrate the holiday?

Sit on my lap son & let grandpa tell you the story of this day

You see, twitter only had enough engineers remaining to keep it running for one more night, but it miraculously kept working for eight nights

We burn a Tesla in remembrance

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Twitter doesn’t need 7,500 employees all it needs is 150 H1B workers who are willing to code in goblin mode

[Alejandra (Parody) @AlejandraDD]

@alyankovic 4 billion of those views are coming in just from my household alone

[Alejandra (Parody) @AlejandraDD]

@juliusbonapart @rainnwilson @TheRokuChannel @jackblack @AlfredYankovic David Dastmalchian, he’s also in the Ant-man movies

[Alejandra (Parody) @AlejandraDD]

@uwvark27 I’m learning

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This lack of permanent Daylight Savings is disturbing

[Alejandra (Parody) @AlejandraDD]

@alyankovic @DanielRadcliffe I keep thinking I’m about to quit Twitter any day now, but the train wreck is such that’s impossible to not be here. Like that rocket on the Simpsons that was heading towards the Sun

[Alejandra (Parody) @AlejandraDD]

@alyankovic @DanielRadcliffe I want to say 99% of people probably won’t get the joke. Twitter has been the Twilight Zone lately. Hard to tell what’s real anymore.