In this account: Funny tweets RTd. Benedict Cumberbatch name jokes. Dreams about @michaelrosenbum. Tour-chasing @alyankovic. Subtweets at my husband. Feminism.
Thought I'd have this video out weeks ago (hey, life happens). It's a retrospective but has lots of new stuff too. In addition to material from the most recent season, I dug through the BLR archive and gathered never-seen clips from previous years. https://t.co/6TPzQsAbig
@BadLipReading Can't wait for that! Every time I happen to watch football (not normally a fan) and I see those talking heads saying their own names, I crack up for no apparent reason, lol!
@michaelrosenbum Dreamed we were spending the week at mansion w lots of ppl and you were a chess expert inspiring kids like in an 80’s movie. I think you were starting to fall for me before (again!) the dream ended with nothing. Maybe next time.
Got to see @michaelrosenbum in person for the first time ever at @Steelcitycon last Saturday. He wrote “Love you” on my autograph and I failed to tell him I love him too, lol. But I assume he knows this already if he’s read any of my tweets mentioning him for the past 15 years
Grandpa? Why do we celebrate the holiday?
Sit on my lap son & let grandpa tell you the story of this day
You see, twitter only had enough engineers remaining to keep it running for one more night, but it miraculously kept working for eight nights
We burn a Tesla in remembrance
@alyankovic@DanielRadcliffe I keep thinking I’m about to quit Twitter any day now, but the train wreck is such that’s impossible to not be here. Like that rocket on the Simpsons that was heading towards the Sun
@alyankovic@DanielRadcliffe I want to say 99% of people probably won’t get the joke. Twitter has been the Twilight Zone lately. Hard to tell what’s real anymore.