Alejandra Montaño

[Patrick Daugherty @RotoPat]

Yep. We’re about to blow a 3-1 lead.

[amil @amil]

I didn’t realize Earth Day was when you post vacation pics on Instagram with a caption like: protect her ~~

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

You may love Bernie, and you may hate Bernie, but either way you have to admit you’re very annoying.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez claims to hate capitalism and yet i count three capital letters in her very own name

[warrior cop @wyatt_privilege]

if youve ever been to boston youre racist

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If I didn't love LeBron James I wouldn't have named the King James Bible after him.

[The Rainmaker Investor @sleevesrolled]

"If you didn't implement the soybean tariff, you wouldn't have to
provide a farm subsidy!"

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

it econoME not econoYOU

[Benjamin Cruz @cruzkontrol]

Damn it. Now we have to play the Warriors in the first round. https://t.co/zoFhHJSRxW

[Alejandra Montaño @AlejandraMW]

@vaneoz @_eight3 @gtn130 @mrinalinigupta @_eight3 hollaback!

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

Me time-traveling to younger self: in the future you will know none of your friends' phone numbers, just Lisa Murkowski's and Susan Collins'

[Amy Hoy @amyhoy]

there are really only two types of people:

1. got mine, fuck you
2. nobody should have to endure this

the rest is just details

[Adam Serwer 🍝 @AdamSerwer]

the night king will pay for that through reimbursement/other

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Lol ok https://t.co/lobyuNOkee