Alexandra

Train your mind to see the good in everything

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Being my age is weird bc some of my friends are getting married and some of them are sending venmo requests for a $3 meal

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For the libras-

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When the barista hears you on the phone with a client then offers you a free shot of espresso for your coffee because "you look like you need more." Lol thank you, you made my day. I always need more. 💞

[Alexandra @AlejandraaElisa]

@PowWhale I am

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When you have dark eyebrows you will never be a blonde no matter how blonde you make your hair, you will always be a brunette with blonde hair. But I'm ok with that

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When you tell someone you'll meet them soon but you're still in bed napping and cuddling your teddy bear. Story of my life

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I literally don't give two shits when an unwanted man approaches while dancing. If you're not listening I will put my hands on you and shove you and yell at you no until you get kicked out or back the fuck off. No means no

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This song is always a good choice- "And although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best, with a fuck youuu"

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When u wake up and realize you may definitely 100% still be drunk from last nights's karaoke with the girls and you cross your fingers it doesn't show at work 😳

[Alexandra @AlejandraaElisa]

I'm ready to wake up just not ready for this day to begin

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John Mayer's lyrics is what I ask myself quite often
"How much of my mother has my mother left in me? How much of my love will be insane to some degree?"

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And I will follow where this takes me

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Idk how I'm still able to zip up and button these tight ass jeans after all the food I've consumed.

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When you hear the toilet flush then the sink go then nothing like "BITCH GTFO STOP CHECKING YOUR HAIR I NEED TO PEE" but then you do the same thing cause you're petty and vain

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I am lost in my mind, I get lost in my mind 🎶

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If I'm all that you desire I promise there will be fire... 🔥 (sam smith your words are fire)

[Alexandra @AlejandraaElisa]

Sam fucking smith is singing to my soul. Album on repeat for the rest of my life. Goodbye 🙌🏽