Alejandro Vera

[Alejandro Vera @AlejandroDizok]

beach - and - Tennis - pls

[AlΞ @_alemarqz]

“This is not a human. This is caffeine with legs” 🕴🏻- @AlejandroDizok

[Alejandro Vera @AlejandroDizok]

@zachl3pla 😮‍💨 took a big weight off my shoulders

[Alejandro Vera @AlejandroDizok]

eating mints as candy is ok.

[Alejandro Vera @AlejandroDizok]

me: human

id verification: turn on your phone camera, proceed to perform your signature dance move 🕺

[Alejandro Vera @AlejandroDizok]

pulisic taking one for the team quite literally

[Alejandro Vera @AlejandroDizok]

the fine art of lining up your commute with food delivery

[Alejandro Vera @AlejandroDizok]

note to young self:
each time you buy, its going to take you 2-4 business days to actually work the stickers into the album.

[Alejandro Vera @AlejandroDizok]

its 2002 and a kid walks into a pharmacy, asking if they have the Panini world cup sticker album in stock.

20 years later - same exact scenario.
But the kid is now 29.

i am the kid

[Alejandro Vera @AlejandroDizok]

@josegosilia the album is imported, so you gotta go to pharmacy “keep going” (Sigo)

[Alejandro Vera @AlejandroDizok]

“enhance playlist” is one of the most clever uses of data for good in tech.
ty @Spotify

[GTA 6 Intel @GTA6Intel]

GTA 6 will reportedly take place in a "fictional version of Miami and its surrounding areas."

[Alejandro Vera @AlejandroDizok]

i am all about remote work, but button up shirt and pijama shorts is a massive fraud

[Alejandro Vera @AlejandroDizok]

Bring the Pierogies!!

[Alejandro Vera @AlejandroDizok]

LET’S GO!!!!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Robert Lewandowski to Barcelona, here we go! FC Bayern have just told Barça that they have accepted final proposal. Agreement finally in place between all parties. 🚨🔵🔴 #FCB

Lewandowski asked Bayern to leave also on Friday - he will jlin Barcelona during the weekend. 🇵🇱

[Alejandro Vera @AlejandroDizok]

my definition of summer is: beach, playing sports outside, and refreshing @FabrizioRomano tweets 23 times a day

[Out Of Context Football @nocontextfooty]

https://t.co/PuNaDZBdAc

[abena @abenaanim21]

wanna make a lot of people happy? fix the nyc tennis court reservation system

[Alejandro Vera @AlejandroDizok]

jack harlow slowly climbing up my favorite rapper list

[Alejandro Vera @AlejandroDizok]

@ImSpiike @TurnUpTimmy968 @Conorwelsch1 libel