Alejandro Gandara

[Alejandro Gandara @AlejandroG420]

Yeah Christmas is cool and all but i miss my girlfriend 🥺

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

[Alejandro Gandara @AlejandroG420]

“happy id ok koi noo I i’ll i look i I’ll I’ll lookoooii ok I of them I’ll only get the job I will never ii poop o i’ll or anything it oh gosh oh ok oh.” -pocket tweet at work

[Alejandro Gandara @AlejandroG420]

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[Alejandro Gandara @AlejandroG420]

New years resolutions are so fucking stupid, if you want to change something about yourself just make the decision and DO IT!

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, turns four. As a special treat, we gave her a postman for dinner.

[cory @_averagemeat]

National Anthem
- old as shit
- written by a racist
- way fuckin overplayed

Drake & Josh theme song
- singlehandedly raised me
- fucking slaps
- I never thought it’d be so simple but
- I found a way
- I found a way

[Alejandro Gandara @AlejandroG420]

If an article starts with Florida man you already know you’re in for a treat

[Alejandro Gandara @AlejandroG420]

If you drive under the speed limit in the fast lane you might as well be a serial killer in my eyes

[American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns]

my interests:
-making breakfast
-eating breakfast
-going out for breakfast
-breakfast for dinner
-breakfast

[vvvv @melvi_jr]

Tonight, I drink for South Korea 🇰🇷