Alejo Castro

I look like an idiot, but I'm a nice guy.

[❅ hae quokka VIO A SKZ×3 @iB0RNFREAK]

de un lado del mundo tenés gente llorando apropiación cultural y del otro una chad japonesa haciendo cosplay de empleada de la municipalidad emociona

[Alejo Castro @AlejoCastro23]

@GWR Dando mí aporte. Noble causa.

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Lula falto al primer debate presidencial de brasil
Ahora se viene el segundo
Bolsonaro dijo que no iba
Lula dijo "esta es la mia", acepto ir
Y ahora bolsonaro confirmo que el tambien va a ir y que mintió para hacerlo caer kjjj

Tenes que cerrar la selva

[Crisagu (Abogado de Magalhaes) @Crisaguuu]

Lógica de los musulmanes:
Tocar las manos de una mujer ❌
Violar niñas ✅

[S🕊️🇸🇪 @8bdrssss]

How are people this fucking retard bruh

[Commentary Trump Daily Posts @TrumpDailyPosts]

Argentina votes in person.
A photo ID is required.
There is no mass mail voting system.
Results are out the same night.
This is how any serious country runs elections.

[Peluca 🎙️ @Mileinnials]

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[Ars Sababa 🇮🇱 🇫🇷 @ArsSababa]

Gazans are the only people who simultaneously celebrate their barbarism and beg for mercy.

[Óscar García @OscarEconomik]

Este tuit no lo entenderá un profe de historia de izquierdas.

[Stanley del 56% @stanleybostero]

Si a Scaloni le sacas el Mundial y las dos Copas América nos queda un DT qué no ganó absolutamente nada en su carrera.

[Víctor @psicoincognito]

Se hizo, se llamó "Muro de Berlín", y las buenas personas arriesgaban su vida para escapar hacia el lado de la ultraderecha mientras los milicos buenas personas los fusilaban y dejaban sus cuerpos a la vista como mensaje para el resto se buenas personas.

[black haired evil bottoms asembly @fallout_emo_boy]

a 3rd world country that’s an actual victim of english imperialism getting villainized by the woke left to the point where they defend the invasion and theft of land just because they got mad at Messi during the world cup. just sad

[Ume | Drhives (comms 4 EVO 🎨) @DrHives]

@CorbyVo Heres mine.

[risnerking🌿 @risnerking]

my friend from china is trying to help me with my tweet game

[Cash_Nicholson @Cash_Nicholson]

A lot of comments focusing on how the men would be better at the actual firefighting part of the job, but credit where its due, a woman getting dressed and being ready to go out the door in under a minute is still extraordinary

[John III Sobieski @JohnIVSobieski]

A Nigerian man moves to Amsterdam. He goes up to the first man he sees and says
"Thank you for letting me into your beautiful country. You have given me an education, provided me with a free house, the good Dutch people have helped me in every way I desire!"

The man looks at him and says
"Thank you, but I am not Dutch, I am Syrian."
"Oh."

The Nigerian goes up to another man he sees and says
"I just wanted to say thank you to you and all the Dutch people for giving me a life here I could only dream of! You help me with my bills, give me vouchers for the bus, and I couldn't do it without your generosity."

The man says to him
"That is very nice but I am from Morrocco."
"Oh."

The Nigerian goes up to a third man and says
"Blessings to you and all of the people of the Netherlands! The bright smile you see is because of the dental care your people have provided. In Nigeria I didn't know if I would ever have good teeth and I just wanted to say thank you!"

The man says to him
"Thank you but I am actually from Turkey"
"Oh... so where are all the Dutch people??"
The Turkish man looks at his watch and goes
"Probably working."

[Vocería Presidencial @Voceria_Ar]

SE BUSCA:

- Cuatro cajas de leche tipo Tetra Brik;
- Dos paquetes de yerba mate;
- ⁠Una taza del medio periodístico “Corta”.

[Alejo Castro @AlejoCastro23]

Que lindo Paraguay

[BlackMaps 🗺️ @maps_black]

ENCUESTA
¿Qué opinas de la frase "es mejor que la mujer se concentre en el hogar y el hombre en el trabajo"?