Smart Alek

Some jobs require a certain level of secrecy, that's all you'll get from me.

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@elonmusk just saw that our new defense secretary will be a news anchor who once served in the national guard. Can you put in a good word for me for attorney general? I watched a lot of matlock as a kid, so I think I’ve got it covered

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@rarecarat So your image calls out just how horrible natural diamonds are, but then you share how proud you are to be the biggest marketplace for them? Your messaging is pretty fucked up.

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@MeghanMcCain The problem is that Trump isn’t a conservative either, he’s a facist. Are you seriously saying that you’d rather vote fascist than liberal? Your lack of good choice isn’t the dem’s fault, it’s the Republican base that sold their souls to MAGA.

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@choochoobear Thank you Randy. Your comic has been a bright light in many a dark nights for a lot of us. Reader since 2003, and your work has meant the world to me. Take care of yourself and your family, and please keep drawing pudding cats to make me laugh.

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@choochoobear can we get some comics done in the older art styles, with Davan sharing his same-sex dating stories in detail with Rory? I get why you couldn’t share back in the day, but as a fan since 2003 I really want to see those games filled in.

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@laurenboebert Because that’s standard boiler plate in every warrant. You’re sending armed agents with the authority to force their way into someone’s home, violence is always possible, so you address that upfront.

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@RepMTG So you know, standard legal boiler plate in any warrant ever written. But go ahead and pretend like this is a huge deal.

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@brysongray Weird, because Jesus didn’t mention being even once.

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@EmeraldRobinson Maybe you should read the Treaty of Tripoli and/or the constitution.

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@DrFrankTurek I guess you could love thy neighbor as thy self, and just shut the fuck up and let people live their lives. Definitely what Christ would do.

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@dom_lucre It wasn’t cancelled, women just quit buying their shitty products. They swapped to supporting bigger girls which also failed, and then leaned hard back into trying to be sexy

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@laurenboebert You only gag after beetle juice the musical from what I hear.

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@CrosslandCreate No word is inherently bad, it’s the thoughts and emotions you put behind them. Other than the lord’s name the Bible doesn’t forbid any words. So you’re just taking extra steps to achieve the same non-issue results.

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@Stopnconsider The Girl Scouts sell cookies and not too much else, like the Boy Scouts have a way better program. So they opened the door to everyone

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@simonateba The case is about paying a porn star hush money to cover up an affair. But somehow you say it has “little to do with sex”. If he wasn’t fucking stormy Daniel’s behind his wife’s back, we wouldn’t be here.

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@lavern_spicer I mean Trump literally bragged while claiming to have been responsible for ending Roe, but sure, try and retcon this because you realize how bad it looks for his campaign.

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@ronhenzel No, because first off the first amendment protects religious freedom. Second, this bill is nothing but unconstitutional rage bait because the first amendment protects freedom of speech. Republicans do nothing but stir shit, never a useful bill.

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@GiaMMacool What the fuck? So intentionally screw up a task, and if the person tries to help you learn how to do it correctly, they’re awful? The favor is taking work off of my plate, if I have to fix it, you did no favor.

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@DrFrankTurek Because the bacteria is autonomous and fully capable of carrying out its function. If a fetus can survive on its own out of the womb, then it’s alive.

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@MalcangiSarah No, I think it’s either completely made up, or some crack pot spewing shit that they know nothing about.