Alex King

the worst thing about prison... was the dementors...

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@marthamaccallum my kids school, and most of the elementary schools in my area (Central Valley, CA) celebrate constitution day 🙃.

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@GavinNewsom you allowed SF to send the ‘unhoused’ to (Modesto/TURLOCK) because you were catching too much heat over the condition of SF. You shipped your problem down to US, and now you’re MAD we have said NOT IN OUR NEIGHBORHOODS. YOU ARE TO BLAME. NOT US.

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@foxnewspolitics Proud garbage for Halloween.

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@newheightshow digging the 10 year wedding anniversary gift from my sister in law 😂

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@49ers celebrating our 10 year wedding anniversary the best way we could think - the Super Bowl rematch, in person. Let’s get a win!

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@Starbucks Bring back the hibiscus refresher and guava black tea. You’ve discontinued all fruity drinks that are actually good.

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Ok @Starbucks, hear me out. Cranberry+pomegranate refreshers. You know that would slap.

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@nessuhhr @Starbucks If hibiscus refreshers are gone forever, I will riot.

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@Starbucks a barista told me the very berry hibiscus refresher is permanently discontinued… please say it isn’t so 😭🙏🏻👎🏻

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Is this heaven or is it just a white woman's Instagram?

Bo Burnham: Inside is now on Netflix

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Close enough to the Rockies, right? @CoorsLight

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When every angry emotion over the past year is just festering inside you and coming to a head. Would be nice to know God exists right now. Cause I can’t tell.

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@johnkrasinski please tell us how to properly say your last name. The past 15 years of my life of pronouncing your name may have been a LIE 😅

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Don’t f*ck with cats... best documentary I’ve ever seen. That says a lot because anything animal abuse cues instant sobbing.

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30 yrs old with major hormonal cystic acne. So my toddler has been repeatedly telling me I have ‘M&Ms on my (your) face’. Plz kill me now.

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I don’t think this year could have ended on a shittier note, but then again, there’s still a week and half left, so who knows. Over it. NEXT.

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I thought #theleftovers was perfect, until I watched #TheWatchmenHBO
Absolutely BLOWN away. We need more.

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Seriously though, who thought IT needed to be 5hrs long...?

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@mrslagoodwin Pregnancy nose bleeds: murder scene.

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Admire this majestic floofy teddy bear. She’s a good doggo.