Alek Lanter

KCMO. NWMSU/ΣΤΓ alumni. Báxoje.

[Alek Lanter @Alekg8or]

@shane_miller13 @NW_UPD Had to come out of my 3 year Twitter drought to respond to this one because someone sent me a screenshot. Always happy to do the lords work lol.

[Jo Jorgensen @JoForLiberty]

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[DSM Black Liberation Movement @DesMoinesBLM]

We will no longer be using the chant, “whose streets? our streets.” These aren’t our streets; this isn’t our land.
This land belongs to the Báxoǰe (Bah Kho-je) or Ioway people, the Sauk (Sac) people and Meskwaki (Fox) people.

[Alek Lanter @Alekg8or]

Every day is Earth Day. Care for and promote the well being of the environment at all times. Without it you are nothing

[Alek Lanter @Alekg8or]

CCD: you guys should shave your beards.

Men off work: This is an excellent opportunity to grow out my beard.

[Alek Lanter @Alekg8or]

@josh_paulus_ Say no more

[Alek Lanter @Alekg8or]

Coming out of Twitter retirement to share with you folks that Bieber’s new record is an absolute BANGER

[Alek Lanter @Alekg8or]

Me: *hears dad running upstairs from the basement*

Dad: *shakes door handle repeatedly*

Me: “come in”

Dad: *breathing heavily*
“Northwest won today”

Me: “... Did you run up here?”

Dad: “I RAN.. They play Saturday again”

Me: “sounds good, we can watch it”

Dad: *exits room*

[Alek Lanter @Alekg8or]

Do you think when they painted the sign that says “MarYville 10” on 71 from KC, they just ran out of lowercase y stencils? Or do you think whoever painted it was just like “yup, looks good to me”.

[Alek Lanter @Alekg8or]

@JaredMahoney1 Best course of action now is to let me come over and smash the rest of it

[Alek Lanter @Alekg8or]

Sometimes I like to sit in my car with the defrost on and watch the ice on the windows slowly disappear. It’s like some of that ASMR type stuff.

[Alek Lanter @Alekg8or]

You would think a species that’s been to the moon and found cures to thousands of illnesses could engineer roads that prevent rush hour traffic, but I guess that’s asking too much

[Alek Lanter @Alekg8or]

5 year old cousin: “when are we opening presents?!”

Me: “it’s only 7 o’clock you can wait a little”

In my mind: “ya when are we opening presents, let’s go adults get with the program, gee wiz”

[Alek Lanter @Alekg8or]

Just slipped on ice down a flight of stairs and slammed my ribs into the steps. Good thing I drink a lot of milk so my bones are essentially indestructible

[Alek Lanter @Alekg8or]

@eringiffin2 Those were the good days

[Alek Lanter @Alekg8or]

I tweeted about the ginkgo trees on campus and now they’re gone. I know this has no correlation but I’m just going to assume it does and that my word has extreme weight to it🧐

[Alek Lanter @Alekg8or]

@MehanBwa Hi. I support you

[Northwest Homecoming @NWHomecoming]

Congratulations to @MehanBwa on being the Variety Show & Royalty Executive Chair!

[Alek Lanter @Alekg8or]

Recently I’ve started referring to my childhood home as my “parents house” and it’s wild. There was no definitive line that made me change my terminology. It’s like some subconscious self-recognition that I’m growing older, and my days of returning “home” are near an end... Life