Alekhya Bhat

w24, she/her kinda incompetent

[Alekhya Bhat @AlekhyaBhat]

how simba was feeling when he said “do you-do you give big momma” to mara #loveisland #loveislanduk

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

He was rounding everyone up 😭😭

[Alekhya Bhat @AlekhyaBhat]

@Dr_Rome_ @IndianTechGuide @elonmusk why don’t you go back to your own and leave the naive americans alone then you moron

[Alekhya Bhat @AlekhyaBhat]

@mzohraaa i was thinking this yesterday

[Alekhya Bhat @AlekhyaBhat]

@sadizzle what’s ur @

[Liam @LiamPayne]

Wow I just got told we’re about to make a billion streams on wmyb! Never in the making of this song so early in our career did I think I would be looking at those numbers what an achievement boys! I’m so lucky not only to share this with you but also this amazing fanbase everyday I’m learning about myself and what was all of this for but now when I listen back and think of the power we all had including you as a fanbase I’m so happy that for 5 years we made such a great soundtrack to life for myself and everyone who got to listen sharing laughter pain and everything in between miss you boys. Lots of love me x

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

ben shapiro mocking a trans actress for having a deeper voice than him as if the majority of people (regardless of gender) don’t also have deeper voices than ben shapiro

[Sana @sanaravishing]

“it’s the crickets” LMAOOO NAH I LOVE WHITNEY BC what type of roast was that Mitch like the silence was LOUD.

#LoveIsland

[ana folklore ❤️‍🔥 @behindthemall13]

girls when they knew everything at 18 but nothing at 22

[trevy @chillextremist]

I’m at the point where if a mysterious portal opened up near me I wouldn’t even hesitate to enter it

[evie! @ tmm brain melt @your_tmm_oc]

love it when ur talking to a friend and theyre like 'aahhhh idk if this makes sense!!' babygirl i was born to understand your visions

[Alekhya Bhat @AlekhyaBhat]

i’ve never wished i lived in the uk until i realized today that i can’t vote to save scott on #LoveIsland

[Alekhya Bhat @AlekhyaBhat]

@neha_nayar HAHAHAHA

[Alekhya Bhat @AlekhyaBhat]

I just wanna know why priyanka chopra went from dancing to bollywood in fields in switzerland to acting in the fever dream that is shark boy and lava girl 2.

[Dr. Dr. Desi (she/her) @native4data]

I was accepted to Stanford 100% bc of affirmative action. A 15 yo rez girl living w kids from royal families & trust funds. When I worked for Stanford Admissions, I had to answer does Stanford practice aff action? My response was always yes bc the playing field isn’t level! 1/

[Alekhya Bhat @AlekhyaBhat]

@XLemony_LimeX @lufthansa HAHA YES PLS #boycottlufthansa

[Alekhya Bhat @AlekhyaBhat]

livid is an understatement

[Alekhya Bhat @AlekhyaBhat]

hi @lufthansa :)) you simply lost my luggage and now you are ghosting me :)) i want my suitcase back :)) or i will learn the law so i can sue :))

[Alekhya Bhat @AlekhyaBhat]

@lufthansa i’m tweeting every 10 mins till i get someone’s attention idc how long this takes

[Alekhya Bhat @AlekhyaBhat]

@clairoprop @LoveIsland how do i dislike a tweet