Baba Twins

Always imitated, never duplicated || Take anything I say seriously at your own risk ||#GGMU

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

"The boy was invited to the Principal's office by the Principal. He was then asked whether he was interested in going to a Maths symposium at xxx highschool. He told the Principal he wasn't interested. Instead he asked him to consider him should an opportunity to attend a Chemistry symposium arise.

What happened next scared him near collapse.

The principal stood up from his sit and moved closer to him. He touched his behind. He then took a student's hand and put it on his behind. Before the student could figure out he was breathing heavily while kissing his neck.

A knock at the door by a parent who wanted to see the Principal saved the boy. The Principal released him, surprised by the intruder......"

A voice recording from a student at the school.

My God

[Baba Twins @AlekyLefty]

@ntsa_kenya When one has the elogbook do I need to bring the old logbook to your offices?

[Baba Twins @AlekyLefty]

@_onlyscott Sergio Ramos

[Baba Twins @AlekyLefty]

@utdmax0 Lewandoski

[Baba Twins @AlekyLefty]

@TrollFootball @xviddownload please download

[Baba Twins @AlekyLefty]

@ntsa_kenya So you will no longer be printing the physical logbooks?

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

Weuh...!!

The enemy is poverty.

Huyu anajiita surrogate based in Mombasa na kazi yake mpya ni kubebea wanawake mimba. She says kama unataka kubebewa mimba ni 40k per month and you cater for shelter, clothing & food. Pia ukitaka Mayai yaani ovaries she normally sells at 80k. Kuomoka lazima through all means possible!!

[Paris Saint-Germain @PSG_English]

Gabriel fires over. CHAMPIONS!

PSG : 🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢
ARS : 🟢🔴🟢🟢🔴

#PSGARS 1️⃣-1️⃣ I #UCL

[Baba Twins @AlekyLefty]

@barrack_gumba @grok summarize

[Baba Twins @AlekyLefty]

@YaneKariuki Fresh man fresh!

[Baba Twins @AlekyLefty]

@_KithureKindiki Kesho tunarauka saa ngapi?

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[MUIP @ManUtdInPidgin]

Like For Saka. Retweet for Cunha

[Baba Twins @AlekyLefty]

@KenyaRailways_ What about kids?

[I may have @QuincyWandera]

I was working with the red cross when the Kyanguli fire happened. The morning after the fire we went to pick up bodies. I removed severed limbs of kids that tried to escape through the roof. The dormitory door had been chained from outside. At the said door, was a pile of bodies

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I have retired from football. I have decided to travel the world to see if Ribena tastes the same everywhere. I asked Danny Welbeck if he wanted to retire and join me. He said No.

[MUIP @ManUtdInPidgin]

Like For Raya Retweet for Lammens

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

RT if your team has this!!!!!

[Andrew Kabuura. @andrewkabuura]

Retweet if your club has ever won the UEFA Champions League

[Baba Twins @AlekyLefty]

@gabrieloguda But opiyo wandayi is where the " experts " drew the line