Alex 🇨🇦

[Alex 🇨🇦 @Alemahat]

I miss the old Super Bowl commercials with the horny M&Ms doing out of pocket shit

[Alex 🇨🇦 @Alemahat]

fuck winter and whoever invented it fuck you jack frost

[Alex 🇨🇦 @Alemahat]

I need these kitchen cooks to stop blaring Kevin Gates into the restaurant

[Alex 🇨🇦 @Alemahat]

Cherry Pepsi from a can may be gods best work

[Alex 🇨🇦 @Alemahat]

My coworker told me her friend died playing Russian Roulette and I said “damn that’s hard” and she walked away mad???

[Black Mirror @blackmirror]

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[Alex 🇨🇦 @Alemahat]

Ain’t no way she did this shit sober

[Alex 🇨🇦 @Alemahat]

Me being one rank away from masters

[Alex 🇨🇦 @Alemahat]

@UtdSoggy He’s so fat. Made me hate the spurs for a second

[Alex 🇨🇦 @Alemahat]

This is actually the best signing of the off season so far

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

ESPN Sources: The Los Angeles Lakers are hiring Nate McMillan and Scott Brooks as top assistant coaches on JJ Redick’s new staff. Redick gets two longtime head coaches with a combined 1,189 victories to surround him.

[Alex 🇨🇦 @Alemahat]

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE WICHITA ITS HAPPENING

[Alex 🇨🇦 @Alemahat]

@lenaadelreyy Damn I missed my chance to get horny

[Alex 🇨🇦 @Alemahat]

NO LOVE IN THIS CLUB?!? CMON MAN

[Alex 🇨🇦 @Alemahat]

Need Bieber for next years Super Bowl performance

[Alex 🇨🇦 @Alemahat]

Nightmare blunt rotation

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

Pat Mahomes probably thought Tyreek Hill was still on the chiefs the way he got down for new years 💀

(This is my goat)

[Alex 🇨🇦 @Alemahat]

Fuck you cowboys fans you obese bastards

[Alex 🇨🇦 @Alemahat]

@_paytendo I’m in bed but I might back on later if I can’t sleep, AlexTheAlex#2808

[Alex 🇨🇦 @Alemahat]

@_paytendo When we runnin that OW